The boys are very distracted in this one.

Chapter 3 - Office Romance

In which a meeting is unproductive.

Excerpt:

That bastard. Not only did he know, he had decided to take advantage of it. Crowley’s eyes were fixed on Aziraphale’s hand, on this steady stroking motion he was applying on his pencil, and the demon’s breath shortened. He could feel this. Those hands weren’t on the pencil, they were on him. He could feel their heat, their softness on his skin, the slight hitch of his pinky ring. Would it hurt? Or would the cold gold reveal to be soothing for his sensitive, delicate skin? Either way, Crowley realized he craved this ring on him. He craved to see this hand on his chest, pinning him down, stroking down, all the way down, teasing him before finally taking him in hand.

We promised a smut fest, and we're here to DELIVER.

Chapter 2 - Sneaking out of Heaven

In which an angel finds the perfect disguise to infiltrate Hell

Excerpt:

Crowley exhaled a shaky breath, and draped himself over his throne, closing his eyes and trying to relax – an almost impossible feat under the truth; the truth that he missed Aziraphale and his fussiness, and that now he also missed his hands; missed the taste of his mouth, the sound of his moans, the smell of his lust. It was almost as if he could still sense it in the air, the mix of sweet vanilla and old books of his scent, feeling wrong between the sulphuric smell of hell… “No, I'm sorry… Duke? You can't enter, the prince of Hell is occupied” Crowley heard Eric’s voice muffled by the heavy door. How much peace time did he have? Five, maybe ten minutes? No, not even that probably. He heard someone yanking the door open, and now Eric’s voice was clearer, panicked. “No, No, No! What are you doing!” Crowley growled, not even opening his eyes. “Cro- Your highness, can you be a dear and spare me some time?” Crowley got up with a jolt, immediately recognizing that voice.

@ohjohnnysblog and myself filled this prompt from @beatleskinkmeme:

Paul, in the middle of having sex with John, gets an idea for a song and wants to pause to jot it down/ flesh it out. This greatly annoys John, who convinces him to stay where he’s at and work on the song from there. 

preferably bottom paul, cockwarming is always an option!!

Is the protagonist a fully formed OC of my own creation, or is it the reader?

Full disclosure, if it is the reader, the reader is female and definitely in late twenties/early thirties with the lfie experience to match. I won't insult anyone by trying to write something I am completely unfamiliar with.

Summary: What do a mini-Irish invasion, a murdered leprechaun, and an old flame have in common? Joker’s not amused by any of them.

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Fandom: Mass Effect

Rating: Teen and Up

Relationships: Male Shepard & Kaidan Alenko, Male Shepard & Abby Williams, Male Shepard/Kaidan Alenko, EDI/Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Steven Hackett/Karin Chakwas, Steve Cortez/James Vega, Jack|Subject Zero/Samantha Traynor

Characters: Caleb Shepard (O'Connell - OC), Tadhg Shepard (O'Connell - OC), Niamh Shepard (O'Connell - OC), Kaidan Alenko, Karin Chakwas, Steven Hackett, Samantha Traynor, Jeff "Joker" Moreau, John Shepard, EDI, Ashley Williams, Zaeed Massani, Steve Cortez, James Vega, Garrus Vakarian, Urdnot Bakara - Eve, Urdnot Grunt, Urdnot Wrex, Kasumi Goto, The Illusive Man - Jack Harper, Jacob Taylor, Kelly Chambers, Rahna, Brigit O'Halloran (OC), Jack|Subject Zero

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Hallmark Movie AU, St. Patrick's Day, Past Relationship(s), Green Beer, bartending, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Shenanigans

Series: The Town of Norman

Chapter 7: Day 3 - Afternoon

Excerpt:

“I was headed that way,” Zaeed said, and it was convincing if it was a lie. “Mind if I walk with you three?”

Stephen pointely dropped his attention to Tadhg, who was giving Zaeed a considering look. Not unlike the looks Jackie Harper gave new people. “I…suppose.”

Zaeed waited until they’d caught up, keeping to his spot by the lamppost. When he saw Tadhg looking, he held out his arm for closer inspection. “They’re just tattoos, lad.”

Tadhg nodded. “Daidí has some, but not as many.”

“Caleb’s got tattoos?” Zaeed asked, raising an approving eyebrow. “I like the man already.” Another giggle, which finally drew the big man’s attention to the little girl. “Hello, there.”

Niamh plastered herself to Stephen’s leg, squishing the moose between them. “Hello.”

Before Tadhg could move, Zaeed chuckled. “Don’t be afraid of a troll like me, princess. I don’t bite kids.” And he winked.

Tadhg gave him a curious look. “You don’t bite kids?”

Zaeed nodded. “Biscuits, on the other hand, are rarely safe around me.”

The boy grinned, and Stephen swallowed his sigh of relief. If Caleb was going to be staying with them for a while, then Zaeed was someone the kids would see again. And while the gruff man would stay away if Karin asked him to, it would hurt both his friend and his wife to do so. A lifetime of friendship meant Zaeed rarely called before dropping by, and it would be a wall they hadn’t had since her days in medical school, when Karin had buried herself so deeply in her books, no one dared drop by unannounced.

It was how they’d learned that Stephen and Zaeed made terrible roommates.

“You know…” Zaeed gave the end of the block a considering look. “There might be some biscuits up amid that ruckus.”

“Aye?” Tadhg asked.

Zaeed nodded. “Only, they call them ‘cookies’ here.” He shot Stephen a playful grin. “Bloody Americans.”

“Independence means the right to rename things,” Stephen intoned, and winked when Tadhg looked back at him.

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Summary: ten years after the events of Il Padre d'Italia, a new carpenter takes on the project of fixing up the shop next-door to Daan's on Hartenstraat.

Tags: Kid Fic, Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, First Meetings, Bi-Curiosity, bisexual awakening, Multilingual Character, Awkward Flirting, flirting with food, First Kiss, First Time, Alcohol, Resolved Sexual Tension, Sexual Humor, Quick Burn, Single Parents

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YOUR CHANCE TO ADD POTENTIAL TROPES:

This is a fic experiment driven by your choices, and written according to a structure to make sure a story actually happens. Along the way, for each big choice (trope, crisis, change of direction, decision - whatever works for the story at that point), you'll have the chance to respond with your vote. And then, I'll write the most popular choice into the story.

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