#kazper

“not everything is gay 🙄” um it is TO ME piss off

i like to think that kaz is ambidextrous not for fighting in the barrel, not for sleight of hand, forgery, or lockpicking, but because jesper is left handed and used to always sit next to kaz at restaurants so that their elbows would bump together and kaz eventually got ragebaited enough to do something about it

Jesper Fahey has to be one of the bravest people in the grishaverse. For many reasons, but mostly because if I spent years crushing on my boss/best friend, and he told me that I remind him of his dead brother, I would straight up leave the country.

Kaz planning things in unnecessarily complicated ways specifically so he has an excuse to bring Jesper along

to everyone saying jesper isn't a cat person, let's bffr: he had crushes on kaz AND wylan, two of the most cat coded mfers in the world. you cannot tell me he wouldn't be pspspspspsing down every alley trying to win over all of ketterdam's strays