#coldfker

It’s 9 AM at work… The person you love from afar, comes in dressed with a warm sweater looking slightly less put together than usual. You ask how they’re doing and the response: “ I think I’m catching a cold.”

It’s now 5 PM you hear a thick snotty sneeze in the other room- and that same person walks by your desk with a huge red nose, a deep sniffle and a deeply nasal voice…”scratch that…I DOE I’ve caught a code!”