#cold virus

It's a dry cough, but I'm pretty sure there's some gross mucas buildup in my chest/lungs that's trying to clea out... Unsucessfully.

I have tried:

>Ricola

>Generic Robitussin

>Steam inhallation

>Yogi DeTox Tea

>Vanilla/Licorice/Cinnamon Spice Tea (+Turmeric)

>Lemon Ginger Tea

This makes me think that South Park should do an episode where everyone gets infected with the cold virus…. I mean.. It must be happening in America right now as it is in the UK…

Tones of it on the news each day so I recon Trey and Matt will do a ep about it one day. I recon season 22 or 23 but lets just see….

When school starts again everyone thinks its gonna be another fucked up day… With the school work abuse and hearing there principals bang in there room… They are in for a big surprise….

First it starts with a random student like Scott Malkinson or the brat who owns Mr Lemmiwinks or even a kindergarten like Ike or even a younger kindergarten who has a bad touch of the cold… 

Hell it could even start with an deliver guy who brings the food or pencil supplies to South Park Elementary and has a touch of it. The retarded fool does doesn’t even know…

Then that began the first step of the cold virus…..

There it spread to student by student… It could have started with the recurring characters own even the main boys!

It then began to spread from students to school staff.... Out in the halls, in the classroom, in gym, in the canteen, in the playground, in the councilers office, in home economics, in computer tech and the goths hangout everywhere the virus spread.

When another person student sneezed, it travels across the halls, past the infected and went into the Principal's office. There Pc Principal and Victoria were having sex as they always do. They have been fucking each other ever since after season 21 when they defeated the ads and the member berries.

But anyway, Pc Principal and Victoria didn't even realise that the virus had came in the room as they were too busy pumping away. When they finished up they head to do there duties, soon they began to feel ill....

They thought it was nothing at first but just a headache.. But then they began to feel the cold virus kicking in... As the soon get the blocked up nose, coughy throat and high temperature....

Mostly everyone has caught the virus... There are some survivors which can be anyone... As they fight to get threw the school day without catching the virus...

Getting away from the infected who have become zombie like... It was a bad known virus.... Dodging friends that they knew before they were infected... It had hurt them so to do it....

Throughout the last school hours... Still fighting to be healthy... To survive.... They were almost at the reach of the end of the school day!...

But....

They caught the virus just as they almost escaped.... The Virus won....

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