Music for @perahnâs Astralis.
Taliesin deserves all the happiness in the world and so does @codenamecynic.
I love you so much twin-wife, happy birthday!

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Music for @perahnâs Astralis.
Taliesin deserves all the happiness in the world and so does @codenamecynic.
I love you so much twin-wife, happy birthday!

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text overlaid atop the dragon age logo that reads "A huge shout-out to incredibly talented fanfiction writers that have inspired me to pick up artwork after a long hiatus again: @pikapeppa @loquaciousquark redhawkerevolver on AO3, @quinnlocke @codenamecynic SnappingQuills and Akidragonwings on AO3."
For @codenamecynicâ whose birthday is this Wednesday!
bettydice said: MY HEART
bettydice said: Oh khem, youâre so caring and yet so messed up  Â
Me: *evil grin*
Khem: You take that back immediately.
codenamecynic said: I think you should write our entire game out in retrospect tbh, it makes us sound almost like we make sense  Â
That would be quite the undertaking, but you know what? I could probably do that and you would still be making Harper sad, you precious monster.
jadesabre301 said: OH NO OH NO OH NO oh wait this is #8 that means there are older ones I should go back and read now that Iâm accidentally invested whoops
codenamecynic said: also please masterpost for jade lmao
I think almost everything is under her tag anyway, but Iâll get right on it. :D.
codenamecynic said: @jadesabre301â you are precious and i love you lolÂ
JADE IS A TREASURE AND EVERYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE HER
Apparently many of you have met UselessTraining Guy and nobody liked the experience. I join you in solidarity. (He was a bit better for the second session after I asked him to focus on X, but there were still a ton of irrelevant asides and what seemed to be attempts to sell their product to us. Which we have already bought. Thus the training.)
*hugs* ugh, I feel this so hard!
*hugs back* I am sorry that you too have had this experience.
todisturbtheuniverse replied to your post âMe being salty about work stuff belowâŚ[[MOR] If you are asked to...â
urggghhh. one of my least favorite professional-class enemies.
I just... cannot quite grasp the mentality that hears, âWhat my staff really needs to see is X,â and thinks, âOK, maybe Iâll see if I can fit that in after 50 minutes of irrelevance.â
interstellarperformance replied to your post âMe being salty about work stuff belowâŚ[[MOR] If you are asked to...â
Sorry, that sucks! But love the high sodium tag. ^^
Thank you! I will need to be salty again so I can reuse it.
missmeggo929 replied to your post âMe being salty about work stuff belowâŚ[[MOR] If you are asked to...â
Oh, that sucks. Sat through a few of those myself.
Why are these (apparently) so common?
codenamecynic replied to your post âMe being salty about work stuff belowâŚ[[MOR] If you are asked to...â
Everyone is fired
Iâll see your âfiredâ and raise you an âon fire.â Whereâs my vorcha with a flamethrower when I need him?
servantofclio replied to your post âMe being salty about work stuff belowâŚ[[MOR] If you are asked to...â
WHAT
does this guy have a supervisor you can complain to?
I think I would have to complain to the CEO, and not sure I want to burn that particular bridge. (Certainly did think about it, though!)
theherocomplex replied to your post âMe being salty about work stuff belowâŚ[[MOR] If you are asked to...â
UGGGH I'LL EAT HIM.
Also: hugs <3
PLEASE FEEL FREE! *return hugs* <3333

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hello Iâm cynic
@codenamecynicâs Get To Know Me Better meme
top three ships: *stares at wall for 3 hours, contemplating how my entire life is dnd now, what is other media, what are ships* Harper/Katy 4ever friendship, Harper/Khem platonic lifepartners, two dicks touching
lipstick or chapstick: chapstick, lipstick looks weird I DONâT CARE WHAT YOU SAY BETTY IT LOOKS WEIRD
last song: Dermot Kennedy - Lost *gross sobbing*
last movie: some trashy movie probably
reading: whatâs a book NO WAIT this one romance novel that wasnât very good and just a lot of drarry fanfic, I donât even know what wizards are, thanks for that Betty
hey how yaâll doing, I donât know how tumblr works anymore
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 36/? Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fenris/Female Hawke, Female Hawke/Cullen Rutherford Characters: Female Hawke, Fenris (Dragon Age), Isabela (Dragon Age), Merrill (Dragon Age), Aveline Vallen, Donnic Hendyr, Zevran Arainai, Jethann, Cullen Rutherford, Leandra Hawke, Alistair (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, alternate universe - mall, Kirkmall AU, Twin Hawkes, Humor, Romance, Evolving Tags, Crack, Fluff, Awkward Flirting, Awkward Romance, Nerdiness Series: Part 1 of Kirkmall AU Summary:
Disappointments to their mother and the black sheep of the family, twins Bobby and Patsy Hawke have never been all that good at getting on with things - not with their futures, not with adulthood, and definitely not with love. When opportunity knocks with the chance for a little romance, each must choose whether to open the door to change, or hide behind her fears forever.
A story full of wookie noises, awkward stares, closet-boners, questionable life choices, and love - but most importantly, a story about growing up.
Welcome to the Kirkmall.
New Kirkmall Chapter, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Codex Entry #4
The following pages are among the more difficult to decrypt in the journal, as the writer was clearly disturbed by these events recorded. The handwriting is hurried and near-illegible in places. There are genuine mistakes in the text that alter the meaning (see: use of Draconic âgrk-hsspâ or âspell-energyâ in place of âgrakh-yssthâ or âexistenceâ) and several errors in the encryption that misdirected translators.
⌠very little left, after panicking and Polymorphing Shay just to get her free of the gelatinous cube. Then one thing after another â the first cloudkill, the drow with the greatsword⌠Evardâs Black Tentacles. It is pathetic how little it took to reduce me to a mewling, quivering child, helpless, hearing that laughter and feeling (there is an angry scribble obliterating several words, easily mistaken for part of the encryption). Then, of course, Katyâs magic went rogue â she canât ordinarily cast fireball - just before the drow got off another cloudkill. I can taste it now, and I remember knowing that I had one chance to get through it before I would lose consciousness. And I failed. It should have been death.