#code: plurality

Timmy: I know it’s a bad day when YOU’RE the one saying that to me.

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Lily: You either die a cinnamon roll or live long enough to see yourself become “would kill you”.

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Abyssal: So, what about you? Are you close with your siblings?

Duck: …

Abyssal: ...

Duck: Uneventful.

Abyssal: What?

Duck: What?

Abyssal: I asked if you were close with your siblings and you just stared off into space for 5 minutes and then said “uneventful”.

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[First meeting]

The Void, appearing: Be not afraid, otherworlders-

Bob: Sir, ma'am, gender neutral entity, this is the sexiest moment of my life.

Void: ...

Void, blushing a bit: ... be a little afraid.

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Toad, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Root: Okay, tell me this. Are you like, really tired?

Toad: I have depression, what do you think?

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Bob: Hey, do you know the password to 4's computer?

SMG3: Fuck you, Bob.

Bob: I haven't even done anything today, man!

3: No, the password is "fuckyouBob".

Bob: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Domain: When do you usually go to sleep?

Juliano: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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Ren: Ow..

Dale: Something wrong, bud?

Ren: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow..

Dale: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four. I get them every other day around Tulip, I suggest you start to carry Advil with you.

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Nimbus: Dolion is covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?

Queen Melody: Well, it looks like it's his own blood this time.

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Plurality: *is visibly upset*

Database: Plurality, what happened? We haven't seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Mario: Come on, I'm not that stupid!

Luigi: Mario, I just watched you eat the wax of a babybel.

Mario: MEGGY SAID IT WAS EDIBLE!!

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Cluster: So..... what do you... do for a living?

Phobos: I exist against my will.

SMG3: Name one time that’s been true.

Mario: The fridge.

SMG3: Fair point.

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Juliano: Hi, do you accept walk-ins?

Morgue Attendant: What?

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Mario: Uh oh. Someone just put us in a position of responsibility.

Lil Coding: The day has suddenly turned sinister.

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Luigi: We'll have to go with my usual strategy.

Meggy: What’s that?

Luigi: Run fast and scream a lot!

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Melony: *hacker voice* I’m in.

Meggy: I don't think you're supposed to say "hacker voice".

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Mr L: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Cosmos: Mr L, sir... that’s just a trash can.

Mr L: It sure is!

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SMG4: Okay, but if you’re not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

SMG3: Dude, it's satire!

SMG4: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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Meggy: What are you doing?

Mario, holding a wiffle bat: Killing you. Unfortunately, I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while.

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Domain: There’s a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.

Juliano: Bold of you to assume my body will be found.

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Jeeves, about the Crew: Have you no control over these idiots?

SMG4: None whatsoever.

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Juliano: ..Looks like I can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one.

Juliano: Ignite it is.

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SMG4: Couldn’t you be more, I don’t know, enthusiastic?

SMG3, in the dullest voice he can mutter: Woo-hoo, extra hoo.

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Tari: You don’t know, or you don’t care?

Saiko: Pick one.

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Mario: Ohh. You’re supposed to put the waffles in the fridge?

Luigi: Yes. In the fridge.

Mario: Oh… it was a good waffle.

Luigi: Get more tomorrow?

Mario: Yes.

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Cody: You ever get tired of being wrong?

LC, being chased by Plurality: I do! I really do!

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The Abyss: Why does Juliano keep getting away?

Phobos: Perhaps you don’t chain him up tight enough.

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Lily: *casually walks into Coffee N' Bombs and starts rummaging through the cabinets behind the counters*

SMG3, not even phased: Jerry?

Lily: Jerry.

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Forum: How are you?

Juliano: I’m… alive.

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Mario: I’m not afraid of anything, except acne and leprechauns.

SMG4: Leprechauns aren’t real.

Mario: I know what I saw!

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Plurality: I had to stop you from trying to blow up the sun!

Elanore: I was gonna cure skin cancer!

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Plurality: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Lil Coding: What?

Plurality: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Franic: What is wrong with you?

Andrew: Many, many things. And most of them are my fault.

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Mario: Can you be quiet? I'm trying to think.

Luigi: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Buffer: What’s the status up here?

CPU: Fucked up, about to die. The usual.

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SMG3: Look, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.

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Meggy: What makes you all smile?

Lily: Friends and Family.

Mario: Snacks.

Bob: Victory and success.

SMG3: Face muscles.

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Root: What type of dog is this?

Lily: That’s a tortoise.

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Mario: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Saiko: Homicide.

Tari: Murder.

SMG4: Homiecide.

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Lag: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Cursor.

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SMG4: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof or something.

SMG3, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Blotch: You know, you were right.

Overseer: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

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Bob: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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The Abyss: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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Bob, high off his rocker: Hey guys?

Meggy: Yeah?

Bob: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Meggy:

Mario: ...What.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your family members.

SMG4: Which one? I have several.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

SMG4: Which one? I have several.

LC, distantly: HEY!!!

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Forum: Hey, are you okay?

Juliano: Yeah.

Forum: You don't look okay...

Juliano: Then stop looking.

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Meggy: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!

Lumi: At first, I didn't know it was your diary! I thought it was a very sad handwritten book..

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Forum: What time is it?

Juliano, looking at his phone: …Saturday.

Forum: That's the best you can do?

Juliano: There are some numbers above it, but those could be anything.

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Lily: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Franky: They do.

Lily: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

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SMG4: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

SMG3: Bob, probably.

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Mario: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Luigi: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Mario: They're not.

Luigi: Haha, very funny.

Mario: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Luigi: No… what happened?

Mario: …Why would you fall for it again.

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Plurality: You helped me! Why?

Lil Coding: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Kaizo: Are you bummed you don’t get to be on the same team as Meggy?

Mario: Have you ever played a game with Meggy?

Kaizo: No…

Mario: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field..*

Meggy, chasing Bob: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Mario: *closes a cabinet*

*A crash is heard behind the cabinet door.*

SMG4: What was that?

Mario: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Shantae: What's wrong, Tutu?

Tulip: Hey! That’s mean! Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Shantae: That’s technically true. Why are you calling?

Tulip: Well… There’s a crisis.

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Bob: For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Narrator: He gave many.

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Waiter: Kids 11 and under eat for free.

Mario: What a coincidence! My niece and nephew here are 10!

Lil Coding and Lily: *visibly confused*

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Nimbus: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves to show off their forearms.

Ambrosia, looking down to see he only has two arms: Fuck.

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Lil Coding: You know what would be a good idea?

Cody: The opposite of whatever you’re about to say?

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Plurality: Hey, take a look at this pretty artwork I found!

Elanore: This is a mirror. All I see is my face?

Plurality: *smiles*

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Luigi: That doesn’t make any sense!

Mr L: It doesn’t have to, I have a monster truck!

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Mario: Would you slap your dads for one million bucks each?

Lil Coding: Full force.

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Meggy: I think my bread is done!

Meggy: *opens the oven as flames pour out*

Meggy: *closes the oven* I’m gonna give it a few more minutes..

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Boopkins: No one ever says they don’t like you to your face.

Bob: You and I have led very different lives.

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Supervisor: I fixed it!

Warden: What did you fix?

Supervisor: Everything!

*alarms start going off*

Supervisor: .. except that.

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Luigi: Mario that was a stop sign!

Mario: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

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Mario: Juliano isn’t alone! He has us!

Lily: Yeah! Even when he wants to be alone we won’t let him.

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SMG4: Wait a minute, you don’t go TOWARDS the weird scary sound!

SMG3: Yes we do. We always do.

SMG4: I hate that about us.

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SMG4: Why are you all out in the rain?

Root, with an umbrella: I like splashing in the puddles!

Lil Coding, holding a lightning rod: We're trying to get hit by lightning.

Plurality, also holding a lightning rod: We're trying to get supercharged.

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Sage: One day, someone will think about us for the last time in eternity. Then we will be forgotten by the world and the universe.

Bowser Jr: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

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Abyssal: How is "pretty boy" an insult to Overseer?! He's the prettiest goddamn boy there is!

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Tulip: FUCK! I am full of LOVE! *kicks down a door*

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Bob: When I get murdered can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Tari: What??

Bob: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Those who can cook have been in the kitchen for hours, and everyone else has been banned. There's a good chance the drinks have been spiked. The tree is overdecorated and might end up tipping. There are so many presents under the tree.

Lily roped Root into running around with a mistletoe on a pole and dangling it over the couples or those with confirmed crushes. (She intends on doing it last with Root.) Plurality has to stop Elanore from messing with all the lights. Bowser Jr keeps trying to break into the kitchen, Sage and Franky keep trying to stop him. Lil Coding is not being subtle about trying to get under the mistletoe with Cody.

Bob has definitely spiked the drinks. Tari is playing games with everyone else. 3&4 are bickering over the star. Everyone has to stop Meggy from infiltrating the kitchen. No one knows when the Admins got here, and how the hell Bowswer managed to sneak in with all his kids.

Luigi: Then 4 looked him dead in the eye, pulled out a second copy of that same tape, and put it back in the player.

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Cody: I have a bad feeling about this...

Lil Coding: What do you mean?

Cody: Don't you ever get that little voice in your mind that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Lil Coding: No?

Cody: That actually explains so much.

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Manifest: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Emulator: I'm trying to remember Forum's height..

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CPU: On a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how much am I going to despise this plan of yours?

Abyssal: I’d say a solid 85.

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Umbra: What’s it like being tall? Is it nice?

Umbra: Can you reach comfortably for the cuppboards?

CPU: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Buffer: It was one time! And I'm not short!

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SMG4: I trust Mario.

SMG3: You think he knows what he's doing?

SMG4: I wouldn't go that far.

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Saiko, fuming: YOU BRIBED HER TO CHEAT ME ON THE GAME!

Bob, calmly setting desserts aside: You call it 'bribing', I call it 'gastrodiplomacy.'

Lily, chewing on a dessert: Look I just wanted extra dessert, ok?

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Tari: Looks like a hawk...

Saiko: No, a peregrine falcon.

Shroomy: One attacked me as a small child.

Tari: That’s horrifying!

Shroomy, smiling calmly: It did not win.

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Bob: I was arrested once for being way too handsome.

Meggy: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

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Lil Coding: Which country has the most birds? Portu-geese!

Cody: That's a language.

Lil Coding: Portu-gull..?

Elanore: Nice recovery!

Plurality: I think you mean nice re-dovery.

Lil Coding: TURKEY! HOW DID I MISS TURKEY?

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Tulip: Do you have a favorite?

Juliano: I care about you all equally.

Mario, whispering: Blink if it's me.

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*An invention of hers went haywire..*

Tulip: Time for plan G!

SMG10: Don’t you mean plan B?

Tulip: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ava: What about plan D?

Tulio: Plan D was that desperate shutdown attempt half an hour ago.

Mia: What about plan E?

Tulip: I’m hoping not to use it. Leo's hairpin gets smashed in plan E.

Tyrus: ...I like plan E.

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Umbra: You're bound by a Medical Oath! You can't kill me!

Vitality: That solely depends if I took the oath.

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Elanore: How are you doing?

Plurality: Well, I'm breathing.

Elanore: Setting the bar low, huh?

Plurality: Yeah, well, it’s better than Root.

Root, having a panic attack: I'm gonna kill you.

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Meggy: I dare you-

Luigi, pulling Mario away: He isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Mario: Apparently I have no regard for my personal safety.

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Nimbus: Why are your tongues purple?

SMG8: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

SMG9: I had a red one.

Nimbus: Oh! ... OH.

Tama: You drank each others slushies?

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Overseer, under his breath as Abyssal is pinning him: I want to kiss you.

Abyssal, not paying attention: What?

Overseer, panicking: I said if you die, I won't miss you!

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SMG4: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.

Lil Coding: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.

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Lily: Can you pass the salt?

SMG3: What’s the magic word?

Lily: Or else!

SMG3: *smiles proudly* Atta girl.

Domain: What are you teaching her?

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*The Kids trying to help Tama warm up to them*

Tama, giggling: The floor is lava!

Plurality:  *helps Elanore onto a bench*

Lily:  *kicks Lil Coding off a table*

Who am I?

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