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Plurality: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Lil Coding: What?

Plurality: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Franic: What is wrong with you?

Andrew: Many, many things. And most of them are my fault.

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Mario: Can you be quiet? I'm trying to think.

Luigi: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Buffer: What’s the status up here?

CPU: Fucked up, about to die. The usual.

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SMG3: Look, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.

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Meggy: What makes you all smile?

Lily: Friends and Family.

Mario: Snacks.

Bob: Victory and success.

SMG3: Face muscles.

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Root: What type of dog is this?

Lily: That’s a tortoise.

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Mario: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Saiko: Homicide.

Tari: Murder.

SMG4: Homiecide.

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Lag: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Cursor.

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SMG4: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof or something.

SMG3, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Blotch: You know, you were right.

Overseer: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

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Bob: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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The Abyss: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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Bob, high off his rocker: Hey guys?

Meggy: Yeah?

Bob: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Meggy:

Mario: ...What.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your family members.

SMG4: Which one? I have several.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

SMG4: Which one? I have several.

LC, distantly: HEY!!!

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Forum: Hey, are you okay?

Juliano: Yeah.

Forum: You don't look okay...

Juliano: Then stop looking.

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Meggy: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!