#coda.exe

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Ah. How... do I push the eject button from inside the computer?

You... you’re actually inside the computer? Oh. Oh no.

That’s what I’ve been SAYING.

Oh damn. Music guru, play that one Tron song.

The one Coda listens to on loop?

You’re gonna disrespect me like this in my own house!?

I don’t have the energy to question that.

Hell yeah. What games can I get you? Fair warning I WILL choose Tetris if given the option.

Hey Xen.

Like... Half Life Xen?

What. No. Shut up. I didn’t name myself after a video game. Its an original name.

Can I PLEASE just get a summary of what is going ON?

Y2KVROS is a highly advanced program where the user interacts with the system through a hologram. In order to end operations, one must simply eject the disk.

As of December 17th, 1999 the program is unfinished. The most recent update was made nine days ago. This update introduced the admin role and made edits to both the firewall and games master. Features to be added include a browsing buddy, messenger, and improved game systems. Currently included features are: Assistant, Firewall, Music Guru, and Games Master.

Oh so its a hologram...? You said there’s a games master? What kind of games?

Games include Tetris, solitaire, minesweeper, snake, mahjong, sudoku, galactic pinball, roller-coaster tycoon, and any other games you choose to put on your computer. You can also choose to play through a game of the new 'Dungeons and Dragons: Second Edition.’

What’s with that look? Little baby doesn’t know how to play Dungeons and Dragons?

I KNOW how to play D&D. I thought that was just a lot for 1999. Is the firewall SUPPOSED to be this confrontational?

No!

“What I’m programmed to do. Duh.”

>They pull out a spray bottle and begin spraying down Alison.

“So why’d you do that, dumbass?”

“WHAT THE F- ...And there’s another weirdo. Great. ...Wait, do what?”

“Get infected, idiot.”

“Are you just going to keep insulting me?”

“Firewall! FIREWALL!”

“Oh great.”