erm if it's okay, can I request a minific where the reader leaves dazai with a hard on. I just want him to be cockblocked. He deserves it.
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⌯⌲ deserves it???!!! is this for convincing reader to let him flirt in the club? i guess i do give him special treatment, i’ll be mean to him today.
You love revenge. Especially when getting it on Dazai because he never suspects it, nor expects it, to come from you. You love your boyfriend, you really do with your whole entire heart and soul, and you’d do absolutely anything in the world for him just so he’d be happy — but he can be so fucking annoying sometimes to a point it drives you absolutely insane. Like hair pulling straight from the root, teeth grinding, eye twitching insanity. The worst part is: he’s doing it on purpose. He is the number one master rage baiter that makes you fall for it every. Single. Time.
His most recent offense: blabbing to your parents, who are dying to be grandparents, about your recent pregnancy scare — something he knows they really want and you two don’t… at least not right now. He did it because he thinks it’s so funny that your parents are basically encouraging you two ‘to hump like bunnies’ until a kid pops out. You are well aware that he loves nothing more than being told he can have sex with you however often he wants, and being encouraged by your parents is honestly just the icing on the cake to encourage him further since he’s such a sick freak.
You’ve been brewing ideas in your head ever since, letting them swirl around in your irritated mind, trying to think of something that would get him back. With every text you receive from your mom or dad talking about ‘are you pregnant yet’ comes more agitation and animosity. You love him, but boy, he screwed up big time this go around.
Your finger taps lightly on your arm, sitting on the couch while waiting for him to come home, when an idea hits you. Amongst your messages, Dazai had been sending some rather… obvious hints that he’s been daydreaming about you, as well as how badly he wants to get his hands on you when he gets home. However, alongside those messages, you’re still being hounded by your parents, so the mood is absolutely shot. But... he doesn't need to know that. Hands push you off the couch, sending him a quick, vague message about meeting you in the bedroom, before heading there to begin setting up for the only thing you can think of to be vile enough to make him regret opening his big mouth.
Dazai can't get home fast enough, practically running through the streets to get to you, previously so close to hiding in the bathroom at work to rub one out from how terribly horny he'd been all day, and your last text telling him to head directly to your shared room was enough to make his brain crack. He is standing at the front door, catching his breath, raking his fingers through his hair and readjusting his clothes, doing his best to touch himself up so it isn't totally noticeable that he's desperate. He inhales, hand on the knob, then pushes through, peeking around to make sure you aren't playing any tricks on him, just to hear soft music playing. Drifting through the air to his ears, catching his attention to crane his neck in the direction of the hallway, and his interest has piqued. Music's new.
He shuffles along the floor, shrugging articles of his clothes off to toss to the side, loosening his tie, and tries not tread too enthusiastically toward the door. It's cracked when he reaches it, carefully pushing it open and sneaking a peek in your direction: you're lounging on the mattress, back to him, wearing one of his shirts with a pair of underwear he loves seeing you in and some knee-high socks. You don't necessarily ever have to dress up or a certain way for him to swoon over you, but after the hormonal mess he's been trapped in all day, this is quite the sight to come home to. Your fingers leisurely flick a magazine page pretending to read it, and his darkened gaze rakes up and down, not getting enough, and he's already getting hard.
Carefully, quietly, he steps over to the bed, climbing onto the mattress that dips with each movement, and his lips have already found your neck as his fingers gingerly slip under your socks to feel your soft skin. "Aren't you the cutest thing I've ever seen?" He whispers, nipping at your ear while leaning on his elbow to wrap his other hand around to your stomach. You hum, flipping another page, legs moving slowly, allowing him to see the fat of your thigh spill out some over the elastic, and you can hear the tremor in his breath. Along with his hard-on against your back. "You look absolutely gorgeous." He murmurs, large, bandaged palm cupping at the skin, nails lightly digging into it, and his hips move on their own. Your eyes widen momentarily, his kisses he resumed placing up and down your neck have gotten sloppier, his teeth grazing and tongue dropping spit on you, and you have a fleeting though that maybe today isn't the best day for this. Especially when you might be a little into it.
"Did you miss me?" You snap out of it, asking him sweetly, slipping your fingers up through his hair, and he actually whimpers. I haven't heard that before. Teeth sink down into your lip as his begin to gnaw at your shoulder, his hips continuing to roll into your ass, and he nods.
"No idea how much I need you," he whispers, hand fumbling to undo his belt and pants button, trying to shimmy out of them while maintaining a stronghold on you, sucking harshly at the nape while your eyes squeeze shut from the sudden, blissful pain. "Need to taste you. Need your mouth." He rambles, eyes glazing over as he watches you roll over to be on top of him, trembling fingers helping brush your hair back to pull you closer, wanting a kiss — but you deny him with a sly smirk on your beautiful lips. "Don't play games with me." He rasps, fingertips lightly clawing into your scalp, and your body lowers itself to sit on his erection, feeling it twitch upward into your clothed lips, and he swallows.
"Say please?"
"No," his tone is dropped, and you're definitely second guessing this. I have to be strong, but one little kiss won't hurt. You roll your eyes with a smile, leaning down to grant his exceptionally greedy mouth with yours, a messy and needy kiss, his teeth gnashing at yours when he attempts biting and sucking on your lower lip, and a small moan escapes at the feeling. His hands glide down to grab handfuls of your ass, trying to force your hips to move against his, and he whines when you fight against him by staying still. Making his raise and buck to create some sort of friction. "Dammit!" He sounds like he's about to cry, his head falling back on the pillow, fingers tightly gripping your panties, and you stare for a moment in awe at him: his cheeks are beyond flushed, lips parted as he pants, eyes screwed shut, and there's remnants of cute little whimpers and whines coming out at your neglecting him. "Fine! Fuck, please, please, please, please kiss me! Do something! Please!" He exclaims, his dick still rubbing against your gradually soaking underwear, and you simply giggle.
"Awh, my poor Osa~," you teasingly croon, pecking his lips as your hands trail down his arms, fingertips tracing along the gauze, taking in its roughed fabric, before gently grasping his wrists to help guide away from your body. You distract him with more kisses and a few, generous rolls of your hips, giving him only a bit of relief, enough to calm him. To tame him. Slowly, cautiously, you bring his arms up above his head, planting wet kiss after wet kiss down his neck, the bandages unraveling, keeping his apparently mad mind at bay and preoccupied with what he wants long enough to allow you to continue with whatever you're doing. His chest heaves under yours, muscles and tension relaxing, features easing, and he is too far gone to hear the small, quiet clinking of handcuffs moving around in your free hand.
In one swift movement, you're able to get his wrists shackled to the headboard, and his eyes snap open to look up at your smug expression, and he's suddenly confused. Aroused, but confused. He jerks them forward, but they're harshly stopped by the post, and his brow arches. I don't have a pin on me... You laugh at him, covering your mouth, and that's when he senses something is wrong. "Are... Are we wanting to try something different?" He attempts, speaking slowly, then jerks his wrists again to no avail, biting down on his back teeth. "Would have preferred a little warning that you wanted to take a stab at topping me, but I guess I can play along." He grits, wearing a tight smile, and now visibly starting to struggle. You bat your lashes, doing a couple more back and forths on his dick, lovingly grinding down on him, and a huff of air pulls out of his mouth. Another laugh rips from you, and his patience is wearing thin, alongside his ego that you bested him when he was in his most vulnerable state.
"Hmm..." You pretend to think, eyes rolling upward, movements still going, and going, and going... Until you stop. Then climb off of him. And stand there with a cute smile on your face, hands folded behind your back and do another few reps of eyelash fluttering toward him. He stares at you, jaw flexing, eyes wide and wild, still struggling against the metal cuffs, and your tongue pokes out between your teeth. "I'm not in the mood." You state, blunt, and his lips are twitching upward, hiding the deranged grin that is wanting to peek through, and flip some of your hair over your shoulder.
"That's not very nice," his voice is shaky, usually something that would startle you into a bout of horny fear, but you simply shrug.
"I mean, I am a bitch," you glance toward his crotch, seeing his boxers are still on, his lower half wriggling around, and you might as well make this worse for him. "Oh, almost forgot." You reach over and pull apart the small opening in his undies then carefully set his dick free, to stand straight up in the air instead of the confines of the fabric, and his breathing is labored from his growing frustration. "There! Have fun~!" You wiggle your fingers in his direction, and stares you down.
"You're dead when I get myself out of here," he threatens, another octave dropped, and a pulse jumps between your legs, but you only tilt your head in response.
"I guess I'll just cross that bridge when I get there, won't I?" You dare to lean down closer to his face, a triumphant and slightly evil smirk forms, and you lower down to a soft whisper. "Want me to stay in this outfit and run around like a frightened girl in a horror movie when you are free?" You catch in the corner of your eye his dick jumping at that, only fueling your dangerous fire.
He hesitates, hands in fists, knuckles white, jerking his arms to the point of the metal biting into his wrists, but there is absolutely no give in the cuffs you used on him. "Yes please." He murmurs.
"Great! I'll let you sit in here to think about that then. Bye!" You straighten up and quickly run out of the bedroom door, closing and locking it behind you, and he aggressively starts fighting with the cuffs, not caring if he has to break the headboard to get himself free and find the key. Or a bobby pin.
"Fuckin' brat."
haha~
- ghxst
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