Jun 30
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Check this person out. I love them.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Trying to do the “only one bed” trope is kinda hard when your partners mom decides to put you in a room with two twins in it. Guess whose jerking off about it
Oh I am so pissed off. So I was dreaming, yeah? Some shit about a family reunion, which morphed into “the time has come for the old gods to wake again” sort of thing and the trials to summon them back to this darkened land were going to start soon, my family being pretty upbeat about the whole thing tbh. But the thing is the one who was sent by the dead gods to inform us of our purpose here was a norse probably demigod, maybe ghost-like, giant of a man. Like I was kind of small in my dream and he was 2 and a half times my size. And HOT, oh my dead gods he was so attractive and hot and so obviously deadly. So of course when I first laid eyes on him in my dream I was automatically like yeah, gonna hit that. When everybody else went off to prepare or whatever I stayed and kinda sidled up beside him, of course drowning in my raging attraction. Dream me didn't waste a second and was essentially like “hey, wanna get it with me?” And oh my goddd he was so fucking hot. There was a little back and forth and im pretty sure he thought I was a twink for some reason and said something to the effect of he wouldn't want me to top him, but he’d be perfectly on board giving it to me which yay, exactly what I was after.
So we were fooling around, getting to know each other a little before finding some place a bit more secluded. Except the thing is, in my wet dreams, I can never get to the main thing. My brain is always, always diligent in cockblocking me and this time was no different. It was cats. It was FUCKING CATS that distracted him from me and ended my quest. I’m livid.
IF I GET COCKBLOCKED ONE MORE TIME SO HELP ME GOD I WILL KILL MYSELF IM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED JUST LET ME WANK IT FUCK BRO
I rejected this dude last week right
And I went to a Mutual friends house cause I wanted to watch project hail Mary
And the dude I rejected is still mad at me so he joined UNINVITED and didn't let us put the movie on because he saw it already
YOU CAME UNINVITED TO THE HANG OUT AND NOW YOUR MAKING IS WATCH THE PUNISHER IN SILENCE BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD I REJECTED YOU
Fuck off buddy like actually
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Literally got cockblocked today when I was with my girlfriend😔
AND IT WAS BY MIDDLE SCHOOL BOYS
WHO WOULD NOT LEAVE US ALONE
Ellas Traum 13 - Wortwörtliches Vorspiel
Ferdia flirtet ein wenig mit Ella in Bezug auf den Groschenroman, den sie im Badezimmer hat liegen lassen. Ihr wird klar, dass sie in ihn verknallt ist (really?). Richie geht’s noch immer nicht gut, aber dafür ist ja Julian da, labert Ella voll und verhält sich wie ein reicher Snob, was Ferdia von ihrer Seite vertreibt. Ella plant, Ferdia im Pub zu verführen.
Als sie sich vorstellte, was für sie in petto sein könnte, wenn sie ihre Karten richtig ausspielte, rief das in ihr ein halb genussvolles, halb verwirrendes Gefühl hervor, das die Vorfreude auf guten Sex immer in ihr erzeugte - jenes Gefühl, als ob ein kleines Tier irgendwo in ihrer Magengrube sich zu einem Ball zusammenrollte. „Du siehst sehr nachdenklich aus, Ella“, bemerkte Julian. „Woran denkst du?“ „An Stickstoffnarkose“, antwortete sie.
Pffft. :D
Abends im Pub erfährt sie noch weitere Dinge. Ferdia wird Ende Juli nach Jamaika und dann weiter um die Welt reisen. Ferdia hat ein Ferd, äh, Pferd, oder so. Ferdia spielt Geige. Ella wird zur Session dazugeholt und spielt ihn an die Wand, was er sehr sexy zu finden scheint:
Seine Stimme tropfte in ihr Ohr wie der süßeste Honig. Akazienblütenhonig. Oder tropfnasser Klee. „Ich werde dich dazu bringen, dass du kommst“, sagte er. „Und kommst. Und wieder kommst. Ich werde dich dazu bringen, dass du kommst, wie du noch nie in deinem Leben gekommen bist. Hol deinen Mantel.“
Doch bevor er das in die Tat umsetzen kann, kommt die Polizei herein. Ein Auto sei in den See gefallen, man brauche alle guten Taucher für die Rettungssuche.
^Nicht das Gif, das ich gesucht habe, aber 1. true (Irland ist sogar in der EU) und 2. was? war da bitte der Kontext???
We were having a MOMENT, Mimz.
He never loses that smile, but no wonder Al was hella grouchy with her later LOL