#coasterposting

Baby, I'm Ready to Go!

New guy alert !! This is Rollback!! :D

He’s part of the Coastaurs open species by @darkxwolf17! I'm usually neither here nor there abt taur characters but like, c'mon I couldn't pass these guys up lol. His design is based on the original Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point prior to its conversion into Top Thrill 2. Dragster is my overall third favorite coaster and one of the most sentimental to me, plus it had such a cool theme that lends itself very well to this guy :3

I don’t have a ton of personality mapped out yet, but here’s what I do have: He’s very fast (as the original ride hit 120 mph lol) and is also super competitive and loves to race. With that, he’s also good friends with Tarmac hehe. He can attach seats to his back so others can ride along and is also one of my tallest non WoF OCs, also only behind Tarmac :3 (See for yourself on my newly updated OC height chart lol) And also his theme song is Ready to Go by Republica bc that was Dragster's station music <3

Lmk what you guys think of him! I rlly love how the design came out haha. And again, check out Coastaurs on Toyhouse if u wanna make one of ur own! :D

Full ref n stuff below the cut :3

THE BEAST SAYS WE HAVE AN EARLY SPRING!!!

(Previous "Beast Day" predictions and tradition context under the cut)

have you considered kicking a brick wall with your bare fucking feet and then sticking your gnarled broken toes directly into the path of an oncoming train? fucking moron. actual piece of shit idiot. there's the obvious "most people aren't obese by choice" argument that I could make- because SOME OF US have significant endocrine issues that cause uncontrollable weight gain even in the throes of disordered eating, but then there's the DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO argument I could make. Because actually, YES. I HAVE considered that being too obese for rollercoasters could be a wakeup call. IN FACT, BEING TOO OBESE FOR ROLLERCOASTERS WAS MY WAKEUP CALL. this is me too fat to ride in the modified seating of a B&M- The Hulk, to be specific, but B&Ms in general are LARGELY known for being the most plus-sized friendly coasters. In fact, at this weight, I was too fat for some dark rides, believe it or not!

and this is me after losing over 100lbs and riding Iron Gwazi, well known for being EXTREMELY difficult to fit! (RMC when I catch you RMC)

I MEASURED MY WEIGHT LOSS WITH ROLLERCOASTERS, DIPSHIT.

Yeah nice try Ministry of Joy