#cmau

Or

exceeeeeeeeellent

basically one day i was bored and watching funny youtube videos and came across the first clip in this video and was like.....lmfao but what if supercorp

and then it somehow evolved into a college au where lena one time gets totally humiliated in a viral video from a college basketball game and turns lena (in her eyes and tbh her family’s eyes) into an embarrassment over the summer so she like develops an unreasonable and irrational hatred for the mascot...who’s secretly kara

and in the meantime, lena’s also trying to escape from the pressure from rhea and lillian of getting into the “perfect relationship” with mike (mon-el) who she grew up with in high society and they were like dance partners in a debutante ball and they have just the strangest friendship where he’s my ideal pod boy of being a dumb jock with a heart of gold and lena’s wingman even though she hasn’t so much as dated a girl. 

so he’s like hey....why don’t you just fake date some girl to get them off our back and lena’s like. shut up michael. but he’s like no i know the perfect girl, and introduces kara to lena and lena’s like...oh fuck she’s cute. and kara’s internally like ...oh fuck it’s HER my secret crush who i saved but hates my alter mascot ego and whose family is weird about aliens and idiotically agrees to the plan without telling lena she inadvertently ruined her summer and reputation 

and thus starts an amazing and insane semester of college where kara pretends she is both not lena’s mascot nemesis and not an alien while also talking shit about the luthor’s alien opinions to their face while stuffing thanksgiving turkey in her mouth and lena’s pretending to not have the time of her life watching the light die from her mother’s eyes and pretending she’s not actually developing feelings for the cute blonde journalist major who occasionally looks oddly guilty 

(and mike’s having the time of his life watching this go down while also drunkenly yearning for imra from afar)

this club has everything: lena being overwhelmed by kara’s casual and easy physical affection! cute getting to know each other study sessions in cafes and dorm rooms! kara being unabashedly alien and lena somehow not noticing!  making out to sell the plot but then for real making out later in a dark hallway! leslie and kara as roommates and somehow haven't killed each other yet! the first time kara ever saw lena pre-humiliation it was in the gym and she fell off a treadmill! alex having no idea this fake dating plot is happening and if she did, she’d kidnap kara away to europe! inevitable identity reveals!  

and it’s just...so funny in my head. mon-el could like actually help with the entire matchmaking situation if lillian even got a WHIFF of the idea that he and rhea were aliens or that he’s an alien supporter lmao instead it’s FAKE DATING