#cluelessness

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synopsis: jeongin finds out the true meaning behind a certain phrase that his girlfriend is always saying…

pairings: jeongin x y/n

content: smut, clueless!jeongin, oral (f.receiving), innocent, perv!reader, face sitting

link to pt. ii

“Y/N keeps saying that I’m so cute that she wants to sit on my face, but I can’t seem to understand why she would do that,” Jeongin said. His friends looked between themselves, then back at him. They could not believe how clueless he was about what his girlfriend was trying to say. It almost hurt them to see him like this.

“Are you kidding right now?” Han asked.

“No. Why would I kid?” Jeongin shook his head. The other man sighed loudly because this was completely blowing him.

“I’m amazed at how clueless you are,” Chris remarked.

“I think you mean stupid,” Seungmin cut in.

“I’m not stupid,” Jeongin frowned.

“He’s not stupid. Just very…clueless,” Felix chimed in.

“That’s what we call—“

“Oh wow. Try this croissant. It’s really good,” Chris shoved a croissant into Seungmin’s mouth. The blunt man glared at the Aussie as he ate the croissant that was shoved into his mouth.

“Do you really want to know what she means?” Changbin inquired.

“Yes,” Jeongin nodded. The muscular man gestured for him to lean in and he explained it to him. Everyone else watched as his expression changed from curiosity to genuine surprise until finally it became embarrassment. Changbin pulled away and sat up straight in his chair.

Jeongin abruptly stood up from his chair, “I gotta go.”

“I’m pretty sure she’s getting some type of amusement out of this,” Chris said as they watched their friend leave quickly.

“Knowing her, she is,” Han agreed.

“How did you explain it to him?” Felix questioned.

“I told him that she wants him to eat her pussy,” Changbin stated matter-of- factly.

“Ahh,” Felix nodded.

Lee Know walked into the kitchen, “I just saw Jeongin leave. His face is red. What happened?”

“Y/N told him that he’s so cute that she wants to sit on his face and he didn’t get it,” Seungmin chirped.

“Ahh. She must be having fun,” Minho nodded.

“A lot of fun apparently,” Han said.

Meanwhile, Jeongin finally made it back to his apartment that he shared with his partner.

“Hey, Jeongin,” she greeted, smiling.

“Have you been saying that you want me to eat your pussy this entire time?” Jeongin inquired.

“Who told you what it meant?” Y/N paused the television with a smirk on her face.

“Changbin, but never mind that. I've no idea why you even said that,” he answered.

“I know,” she replied.

“And I’m embarrassed because I had to have it explained to me,” Jeongin said.

“It was kind of amusing to see how confused you would get,” she responded.

“So you were just getting some type of sick pleasure from saying that to me?” Jeongin questioned.

“Yes I was and now the only question I have is, will you let me?” Y/N replied.

“Let you what?” Jeongin asked.

“Let me sit on your face,” she answered.

“What? Won’t that hurt?” Jeongin inquired.

“Not unless I kill you and I’m not trying to do that,” she responded. Killing him would be terrible and also embarrassing considering the conversation from earlier.

“So where do you wanna do this?” Y/N asked.

“You mean, like, now?” Jeongin inquired, pointing his finger down.

“Yes, like, now,” she responded in a “duh” tone of voice.

“Umm…the bedroom,” he answered. Y/N sauntered towards him. In his eyes, she seemed more like a panther stalking its prey. She stopped leaving only a mere inch between their bodies as she looked up at him.

“You sure? Why not the couch or even the floor?” Y/N questioned.

“I think that’ll be more comfortable,” he answered.

“Okay. Let’s do it in the bedroom,” she smiled, taking his hand. Jeongin dropped his bag where it was and followed his girlfriend to the bedroom. He was a little nervous about this, but he was also curious about it too. It shouldn’t be too bad because he trusted her.

Y/N led him to the bed and pushed him down. Jeongin went down and then looked up at his girlfriend. She had a very predatory expression upon her face. Y/N began pulling

down her underwear from underneath the dress she was wearing. She threw them at her clueless boyfriend. He took them off his face and watched as she stepped onto the bed.

“So are you ready to do this?” Y/N asked, smirking for the second time that day. Wordlessly, Jeongin nodded his head.

Slowly, she began lowering her bottom half onto his face, being careful not to hurt him.

“Just let your lips and tongue do the rest like usual,” she said. Jeongin seemed to get the message and he began to lap at her folds. Y/N mewled softly as she watched her boyfriend eat her out.

“Jeongin,” she moaned softly. That seemed to give him a little more confidence because he began to become a little more proactive. Jeongin noticed she was starting to rock her hips back and forth across face. He didn’t seem to mind it at all and part of him wanted her to continue.

“Oh fuck, baby,” Y/N moaned. Jeongin’s hands moved to her hips as he continued to make love to her pussy with his mouth. He was really enjoying the taste of his girlfriend and he was craving more and more.

“Mmm,” he moaned into her pussy. Y/N cried out his name again. He liked what he was hearing from above and what he was seeing too. This definitely ping to be something that he would definitely enjoy doing in the near future.

The clueless man closed his eyes, savoring the taste of his girlfriend. He suckled on her clit and her pace seemed to quicken a little more.

“Jeongin, I’m coming!” Y/N moaned, splashing his face while he lapped up her juices. Y/N moved down his body. She noticed that her boyfriend’s face was glistening with her juices.

“Well? What did you think for your first time doing this?” Y/N inquired.

“I’ll definitely do it again,” he grinned. Y/N laughed as she kissed him. He was such a clueless, handsome goof and she loved it so much. She was glad that somebody finally explained it to him.

Meanwhile, his friends were still hanging out together when Felix made faces as he thought to himself. Chris noticed what was going on.

“What’s wrong, Felix?” Chris inquired.

“When he was asking us what she meant, he didn’t look like someone who was inexperienced in a sense. In fact, he looked like he knew full well what she meant and was just faking it,” he answered.

“So what are you saying? That he duped us?” Han inquired in disbelief, chuckling.

“He did look a little smug,” Seungmin chimed in.

“He is such a manipulative little bastard,” Chris laughed.

“Of course he is. He was fucking with you guys,” Changbin remarked.

“Does Y/N even realize that he’s like that?” Felix asked.

“Maybe, maybe not,” Lee Know answered.

“One thing is for sure, he’s definitely not as shy or inexperienced as he seems,” Changbin added.

A Conservative politician is making millions off of slavery 190 years after slavery was abolished in Britain and its territories.

Tory Richard Drax comes from a filthy rich family notorious for having established the model for slave-based sugar plantations in the Caribbean in the 1620s. Even by the standards of a slave-based economy, the record of the Drax family was appalling.

The Barbados plantation was worked by up to 327 slaves at a time, with the death rate for both adults and children high. Sir Hilary Beckles, chairman of the 20-state Caribbean Community’s (Caricom) Reparations Commission and vice-chancellor of the University of the West Indies, estimates that as many 30,000 slaves died on the Drax plantations in Barbados and Jamaica over 200 years.

Thanks largely to their their ill-gained riches, the Drax family owns a 700 acre walled estate in Dorset which includes a deer park. And apparently they are getting even richer.

Despite threats to make Richard Drax pay reparations and seize his family’s plantation – described by one historian as a “killing field” of enslaved Africans – the government is now planning to pay market value for 21 hectares (about 15 football pitches) of his land for housing. The move has angered many Barbadians, especially those who say the Drax family played a pivotal role in the development of slavery-based sugar production and the Barbados slave code in the 17th century. This denied Black Africans basic human rights, including the right to life. Critics have called the planned deal an “atrocity” and said this is “one plantation that the government should not be paying a cent for”. Trevor Prescod, MP and chair of the Barbados National Taskforce on Reparations, said: “What a bad example this is. Reparations and Drax Hall are now top of the global agenda. How do we explain this to the world? “The government should not be entering into any [commercial] relationship with Richard Drax, especially as we are negotiating with him regarding reparations.”

It's baffling why the Barbadian government would enter into such a deal.

Drax, the MP for South Dorset, travelled to Barbados to meet prime minister Mia Mottley. It is understood he was asked to hand over all or a substantial part of Drax Hall plantation. If he refused, legal action would follow. Mottley’s spokesperson said the current Drax Hall purchase was not linked to reparations and the government “constantly acquires land through this process”. Mottley has pledged to build 10,000 new homes to meet demand on the island, where there are 20,000 applications for housing. A senior valuation surveyor said the market value for agricultural land with an alternative use for housing would be about Bds$150,000 (£60,000) an acre. At this price, the 21 hectares could net Drax Bds$8m (£3.2m). The land would be for 500 low- and middle-income family homes, which would be for sale.

I'd just grab the land and pay Drax a token £1 just so he legally can't claim he wasn't compensated at all for the transfer.

Barbados poet laureate Esther Phillips, who grew up next to Drax Hall, said the planned deal was an “atrocity” and a case of the victims’ descendants now compensating the descendant of the enslaver. “He should be giving us this land as reparations, not further enriching himself … at the expense of Barbadians. As Barbadians, we must speak out against this.”

Lmao except- once again- everything you're saying is wrong and if you'd bother to watch an episode (not holding my breath), you'd know that. You're not "critiquing" shit and you sure AF don't care about societal issues. You're pissy over the actor in the title role and it really is just that simple, Dottie. It's not our fault y'all enjoy talking outta your asses lol.