Feb 5, 2021
Natural yeast culture activated.
Enjoying yourselves, gays? It's worth knowing the cataclysmic hunger you will be responsible for today.
Do not fool yourselves. This bread is not simply the fruitless work of some pathetic scientist. This bread was baked by the genius Clovis Bray I himself. Within lies humanity's salvation. La fontaine de jouvence. Made possible by Fermentation Control. Magnificent, wasn't it? An entity from beyond our own dimension. And the answer to humanity's eternal struggle: bread.
Were it to fall into the wrong hands, humanity, and the universe, would be utterly doomed. I have no reason to believe you are anything other than 'the wrong hands.' You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.
