#clothes minded

Wade searched 14,000 online retailers for the mission outfit. No dice. How can a black turtleneck crop top NOT EXIST ANYWHERE?? And forest green cargo pants? SIGH.

The battlesuit is being a pain in the ass. Wade couldn’t find the damn thing for 2 hours the previous night. Fuck that thing.

Barkin is right on Kim’s case about her college admissions appt w/ her guidance counselor. Are you her secretary? Nope just her actual guidance counselor. Her previous gc switched careers to professional shrimping. Okay.

Somehow, Kim Possible, in her senior year, hasn’t started any of the stuff she should start in terms of college related things. AM I GLAD THAT’S  BEHIND ME. I was in college (1st year!) when this episode aired. Barkin yells at her. 

Drakken is building a university called International Continental University. That’s a fake-ass school if I ever heard one. It’s like those ones like University of Phoenix and what are the others called? You know what I mean.

It’s actually a SUPER LAIR.

And he has a machine that basically does things to the continents.

HE COMMITTED FRAUD. HE PUT COLLEGE NOT LAIR ON THE GRANT APP AND THE GOVT IS PAYING FOR IT.

Kim’s looking at college paperwork and her mom is in the room doing laundry.

Anne wants her to go to the University of Upperton. And it’s lovely pre-med. HEY, STOP THAT. LET HER CHOOSE WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.

James gives her a bulky mission outfit that’s more suitable for a spacewalk.

HE THROWS A FOOTBALL AT HER IN THE THING AND PUSHES OUT A THING BLOCKING THE FOOTBALL. JAMES THREW A FOOTBALL AT HIS DAUGHTER. 

There’s a Middleton Magnetic Institute. Kim didn’t know there was one.

Ron gets stuck to the magnet while Kim attempts to fight Shego in this awful outfit.

Monique’s in Kim’s room and she wants to help with the mission outfit. TAKE THE HELP. She clearly knows what she’s talking about.

Anne got Kim a personal interview with the Dean of her alma mater. But she has to take a Kimmunicator call.

Middleton Geological Center. Nice.

Kim driving her car looks great in this scene.

Kim has to deal with Wade and the twins trying to talk to her at the same time. 

The twins gave her a mission outfit. It’s... a mecha? Sort of? 

It makes Drakken and Shego laugh and Shego wants to know where the Fashion Police are. They were in that other episode and that would be so annoying if they showed up for that.

BN scene. Kim’s eating salads. They discuss the clothes thing. Kim calls it mission clothes mojo. Ron’s like that’s not what makes you you and she’s like “Aw, I think I’ll keep you around.”

Kim is frustrated by this whole thing. Poor baby. College admissions vs. mission outfit. 

Ron and Kim go shopping. 

RON LIKES KIM IN A BLONDE WIG. UH. 

Kim visits the Fashionistas in prison (from Fashion Victim) and tries to get help. They design her a mission outfit and Kim loves it. So funny that villains get a say in her “signature mission outfit”. But they try to get her to break them out of prison. HAH. NOPE. One of the Fashionistas destroys the design.

James went to MIST: Middleton Institute of Science and Technology.

Kim’s so annoyed that Barkin’s nagging her.

No college is interested in Ron. 

ALSO THEY’RE ALONE IN HER BEDROOM. IDK why I did that. 

Cuffed jeans. “How over?” “I think I was 12.”

Rufus suddenly leaves. He has plans. idk why I laughed about that.

Ron pouts because he’s “in a funk” and Kim’s like “Bueno Nacho later?” and he’s like “I think I’ll keep you around.” This is less charming than Kim’s because it more or less comes off like HE WAS fishing for her to do something nice for him.

Kim’s touring MIST with her dad and apparently 30 yards away Drakken and Shego are stealing shit. Wade has shenanigans with the fucking battlesuit.

Kim tries that RF-78 as a mission outfit. It’s not great. Kim bounces off the walls. It makes Shego nauseous. “She’s making me more nauseous than usual.”

Ron goes to International Continental University. He gets captured.

Kim’s bummed about the mission outfit sitch.

Drakken is waiting by the door with a baseball bat.

Drakken wants to move the continents. Um. That’s gonna cause tsunamis and shit.

Drakken thinks there would be one time zone. No.

“Oh, good. The next time I’m in Miami, I can walk next door to Morocco and buy a carpet.”

Rufus and Monique team up.

Kim realizes Ron’s been a no show.

Ron points out to Drakken that Pangaea was a thing a long time ago.  

He decides to call his super continent Drakkengaea bc ofc

Ron’s phone is on vibrate and its making him giggle and he’s like “KP, stop calling.” I like that he KNOWS ITS HER. 

Shego answers the phone: “Hey, Kimmy, your boyfriend says not to call him anymore” before hanging up. OMG.

Kim and Wade use the phone to trace where Ron is.

“Good. Glad you’re not letting your fashion disaster take your head out of the game.” “Not when Ron needs me. Mission gear or no mission gear.” CLUTCHES CHEST. 

But Monique and Rufus come with the new mission outfit. It’s purple and black. Short sleeves, but no crop top. It’s not bad. It’s def a little more professional than showing her midriff.

SHEGO EVEN LIKES IT.

The machine is doing the merging continents thing. That big ferris wheel in London goes off its hinges. Whoops.

Drakken did not build the building to seismic standards. WHOOPS.

D&S get out of the building. K&R stuck. But grappling hook. Kim grabs Ron by the waist and they go. Machine breaks.

Kim and Ron run and they hang from a beam.

Montage about college stuff.

Ron applied to a shit ton of colleges. Kim applied to a couple of colleges in Hong Kong, London, and Venice. 

“It’s a small world. I know, I’ve saved it over and over.” CLUTCHES CHEST.