#clossoesis

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FFVII | Smol Fite Club | Genesis Rhapsodos/Cloud Strife/Rosso the Crimson

Genesis [watching Rosso figure out how to eat a chocolate bun]: Most people just break it apart.

Rosso [slowly gnawing her way down the ears]: *Ignores him*

Cloud [having gone out and brought as much chocolate as he could carry]: Leave her be, she’s enjoying it.

Rosso: *muffled sound of agreement*

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Both Cloud and Genesis raise their voices when things get heated and an argument breaks out, Rosso not so much.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does? This is definitely a Genesis thing, he’s just so heated and emotional that he can react quite strongly in an argument, threatening to leave is just another part of that. He never does though because he’s terrified that if he does he’ll never get the other two back.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves? At first Rosso, mostly because she didn’t quite grasped that even though they’d argued and they were mad at each other in the moment didn’t mean they didn’t want each other around anymore. When she gets past that it’s no one.

Who trashes the house? No one, the house is their safe space and they all have things they can direct their attention to if they need to burn off excess energy; Cloud trains, Rosso dances and Genesis does yoga - the stretching is actually really good for the general muscle aches left by his degradation.

Do either of them get physical? No, the very thought of causing physical harm to one of the others outside of a spar does not sit well with any of them for their own reasons; Cloud because it reminds him too much of when he was being controlled by Sephiroth, Genesis because he associates it to closely with the fight that caused his life to spiral, and Rosso because you only strike an enemy like that and the other are not her enemies.

How often do they argue/disagree? Not too often. Sometimes Genesis can get frustrated at everything and lash out at the other two but it’s very rarely. Rosso, though she can become similarly frustrated because she doesn’t understand how the surface works, directs her frustration into the more productive past-time of dancing until her muscles ache and her feet are bleeding. And Cloud tries to communicate the issue as well as he can with the other two before an actually argument can arise, someone has to be reasonable amongst the three.

Who is the first to apologise? It wholly depends on what the argument is about and who started it.

Sex:

Who is on top? They switch but Cloud’s on top more often than not.

Who is on the bottom? Switching is a great thing!!

Who has the strangest desires? Rosso and she’s very open about them to the other two, though that doesn’t mean Gen and Cloud don’t have an odd desire or two of their own.

Any kinks? Bondage in general, Cloud’s got a major praise kink, so does Gen, he’s just less willing to admit it. Rosso likes things a bit rough on occasion and really enjoys biting. Cloud’s also got a thing for ‘let’s beat each other bloody then fuck on the floor’. Rosso’s definitely got both an exhibitionist streak and a voyeuristic one.

Who’s dominant in bed? Rosso and Genesis are, Cloud’s a submissive top~

Is head ever in the equation? Yes, always. Oral sex is a great thing

If so, who is better at performing it? Genesis is, he’s very intent on the act and ensuring that he’s satisfying his partner of the moment.

Ever had sex in public? Yes, numerous times.

Who moans the most? Genesis, he enjoys making his pleasure known. Especially when he’s teasing.

Who leaves the most marks? Rosso does, everyone needs to know her boys belong to her

Who screams the loudest? None of them really ‘scream’ per say.

Who is the more experienced of the three? Genesis is, he’s older and had the confidence and time to pursue all kinds of relationships during his younger years while Cloud and Rosso simply couldn’t

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both, depends on their moods

Rough or soft? Definitely both. Both are equally as good.

How long do they usually last? Varies with the foreplay, how long it’s been since their last time together and exactly what they’re doing.

Is protection used? Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t

Does it ever get boring? No, the softer early mornings just enjoying each other can be described as familiar and comfortable but they’d never describe it as boring.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? The WRO training room and the showers attached to it

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? There’s no plans, Cloud loves kids though and definitely wants some though and Rosso isn’t opposed to the idea. Gen’s kinda meh about them, doesn’t have an opinion either way yet.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have? After a specific thing that I’m gonna explore in a fic, they’ll probably only have the one, maybe a second one a few years afterwards.

Who is the favorite parent? Cloud, hands down. He’s a good dad, kids love him.

Who is the authoritative parent? Both Rosso and Genesis are the authoritative parents.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? If it’s for no reason than it’s Cloud.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? All of them, they’re all sweet addicts.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? This is Rosso. Rosso would definitely be the soccer mom going to all the things for her kids, no exceptions.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews? They all do, it’s a fun time.

Who changes the diapers? They take turns like the scent-sensitive enhanced people they are

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Rosso and Cloud are both insomniacs so they’re both up when the baby needs to be fed in the middle of the night.

Who spends the most time with the children? They all do! They love their kids

Who packs their lunch boxes? Genesis, nutrition is important if you wanna be taller than Mom and Dad

Who gives their children ‘the talk’? It’s Rosso, she gives no fucks.

Who cleans up after the kids? Genesis and Rosso switch. The kids clean up after themselves the moment they can though, else they don’t get desert!

Who worries the most? Genesis and Cloud do, they’re so worried about their babies!

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Cloud or Genesis

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? They all do, cuddles are great! They the best!

Who is the little spoon? Whoever it is at that current point of time! It changes on a whim~

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Rosso, she doesn’t get social norms.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  Rosso again, though Genesis is just as bad really~

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? For quite a while actually, Rosso soaks up affection because she’s never had it, Genesis is attention-starved and it showed and Cloud just loves cuddling.

Who gives the most kisses? This is Genesis, he gives them freely and frequently

What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Sprawling out together and listening to one of the them reading or playing video games together~ And fighting for Rosso, she very much enjoys fighting.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle? They’ve got a large, soft bed that’s perfect for their needs and they use it frequently

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Rosso and Genesis, they don’t care, touching is good, they love it.

How often do they get time to themselves? Pretty often really, it’s great when Cloud comes home from a delivery and they can just be lazy together.

Sleeping:

Who snores? None of them

If both do, who snores the loudest? N/A

Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share!

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Together! They cozy up for cuddles!

Who talks in their sleep? None of them

What do they wear to bed? Genesis wears thick, warm pajamas all the time, no matter the weather, Cloud wears anything he wants and Rosso barely wears anything.

Are either of your muses insomniacs? Both Cloud and Rosso are

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Yes, for when they go too long without sleep.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They definitely wrap around each other, limbs twined together and tangled beneath the sheets.

Who wakes up with bed hair? Genesis does, he keeps his hair long now and it gets so messy during the night, sometimes hands get trapped in there.

Who wakes up first? It changes so much depending on their work schedules.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Genesis would do this, Cloud’s version of this is ‘I’ll make you coffee and give you crackers’

What is their favourite sleeping position? Rosso loves spreading out on top of Cloud and Genesis, Genesis likes sleeping on his back and Cloud sleeps curled up to his side.

Who hogs the sheets? Genesis, he’s a cold frog

Do they set an alarm each night? Only when they have to get up before a certain time the next day.

Can a television be found in their bedroom? No

Who has nightmares? They all do, it’s expected after literally everything

Who has ridiculous dreams? Cloud. They’re so weird

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Genesis, though Rosso does the same on top of them.

Who makes the bed? Rosso does, sometimes Genesis

What time is bed time? Genesis drops around 10 when he doesn’t have to get up early and Cloud and Rosso will drop whenever they do.

Any routines/rituals before bed? Genesis will go out to the lounge room and say goodnight to both Cloud and Rosso before he goes to bed, sometimes one or both will join him just to give him a bit of company as he goes to sleep.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Rosso, she needs coffee and the little bear crackers before she’ll deal with anyone for longer than a few seconds.

Work:

Who is the busiest? They all have different kinds of busy, Cloud’s got his delivery service, Rosso’s got her employment as a ‘specialized’ dancer and Gen owns a theatre and runs his own shows when he wants to

Who rakes in the highest income? Usually Rosso, she’s tipped very well. Gen’s got a pretty good income too though.

Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope

Who takes the most sick days? Cloud does when he knows it isn’t safe for him to drive.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Cloud, though it’s still very unlikely to happen

Who sucks up to their boss? The only person with an actual ‘boss’ is Rosso and she wouldn’t know how to suck up if Genesis explained it in small words

What are their jobs? Cloud’s still got his delivery service, Genesis owns and runs a theatre and Rosso is a ‘specialty’ dancer.

Who stresses the most? Genesis does, he worries so much while in the production and planning stages of his plays and productions. He’s just a big ball of stress.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They all enjoy what they’re doing, very much so!

Are your muses financially stable? Between their three incomes and the money Cloud gets from renting out the villa he owns, they’re very stable.

Home:

Who does the washing? Rosso and Cloud tend to get a lot of general housework done during the night.

Who takes out the trash? They take turns

Who does the ironing? Rosso’s really good at getting all the creases out.

Who does the cooking? Genesis and Cloud do

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Rosso, though the others are trying to teach her.

Who is messier? Rosso is, being raised in DeepGround did not give her much room to learn many manners.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Nope, that’s evil and gross. That thing is replaced immediately

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Honestly, they all do at one point or another, it’s not that big of a deal.

Who forgets to flush the toilet? None of them

Who is the prankster around the house? Usually Genesis and Cloud

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? This is a Cloud thing, it’s gotta so bad that both Rosso and Gen have spare sets of all the keys.

Who mows the lawn? They have no lawn, only garden

Who answers the telephone? Genesis does, Rosso isn’t allowed to touch the house phone

Who does the vacuuming? Rosso or Cloud, though not at night, they’re not arseholes.

Who does the groceries? Cloud and Gen, Rosso gets too overwhelmed by all the people at the store and just doesn’t

Who takes the longest to shower? Genesis, all that hair he’s gotta wash!

Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Genesis again, he needs to look perfect. Cloud’s meh about it and Rosso only works on her appearance for work at work.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? No.

How many cars do they own? None, Cloud’s got a motorcycle though

Do they own their home or do they rent? They own it

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Edge is currently surrounded by wastelands slowly turning grasslands

Do they live in the city or in the country? City!

Do they enjoy their surroundings? They do! They’ve got a little house just on the outskirts of Edge and it’s perfect for them.

What’s their song? Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar. Cloud would def go for a song from a cartoon and it’s perfect.

What do they do when they’re away from each other? They’ve all got their own things to occupy themselves with, Rosso has her dancing, Cloud his games and Genesis his poetry.

Where did they first meet? Depends on the AU! In the No Deepground AU they meet in Shinra and in my more canon compliant stuffs Cloud and Rosso meet on the battlefield and Gen shows up a bit later and in the Gamer AU it’s online

How did they first meet? No Deepground; Cloud and Rosso are cadets together and spark a relationship, inviting Genesis to join them as a casual partner on occasion. Gamer AU: Cloud and Gen meet through mutual friends and things progress from there and Cloud meets Rosso online later, first through late-night streams and then face-to-face at a con.

Who spends the most money when out shopping? Genesis

Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Rosso hates clothes, if she could be naked all the time she would be

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? They all do equally

Any mental issues? Yes, there’s no many my poor children!

Who’s terrified of bugs? None of them

Who kills the spiders around the house? Cloud picks them up and releases them outside else Gen would definitely squish them.

Their favourite place? A nice outside place, one where they watch the stars at night.

Who pays the bills? They all chip in

Do they have any fears for their future? Not really

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Genesis, he’s definitely the most romantic of the bunch

Who uses up all of the hot water? Genesis

Who’s the tallest? Also Genesis, Cloud and Rosso are so smol

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Rosso

Who wanders around in their underwear? Also Rosso, she hates wearing clothing

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Cloud, he does it on purpose just to bug Gen

What do they tease each other about? Literally everything and everything! Rosso and Genesis tease each other by saying the wrong name, ‘Rouge and Origin etc’ and they both tease Cloud about how much of a soft-hearted man he is and how he ‘cherishes everything’ Cloud and Gen tease Rosso about how competitive she is.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Genesis would cringe at like, really ugly clothing while neither Cloud or Rosso care

Do they have mutual friends? Depends on the AU! In ‘No Deepground’ Cloud and Rosso have many mutual friends. In ‘Gamer’ Cloud and Gen share Seph, Zack and Aerith.

Who crushed first? It’s usually Cloud

Any alcohol or substance related problems? Nope, enhanced people don’t tend to get affected by alcohol and even then none of them are much for it.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? If I had to choose one, then it would be my dramatic trash child Genesis, he tried to beat Sephiroth is a drinking competition.

Who swears the most? Cloud.

(Post-Canon) Frosted Earth

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Both

Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither

Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Terra, Even stays up and waits for him to come back.

Who trashes the house? Neither

Do either of them get physical? No, Terra’s terrified at the mere thought of it as that’s how Xemnas was with Vexen

How often do they argue/disagree? It’s not a very common occurrence

Who is the first to apologise? Even usually, Terra’s bad at words and missed a few years of maturing

Sex:

Who is on top? Terra

Who is on the bottom? Even

Who has the strangest desires? Terra

Any kinks? Terra has a praise kink and enjoys worshipping Even and Even enjoys being tied up.

Who’s dominant in bed? Even

Is head ever in the equation? Yes

If so, who is better at performing it? Even, he got very good at it with previous lovers

Ever had sex in public? No

Who moans the most? Terra

Who leaves the most marks? Even

Who screams the loudest? Terra

Who is the more experienced of the two? Even

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? They ‘make love’, big softies <3

Rough or soft? Soft

How long do they usually last? A while

Is protection used? Yup, makes cleanup easier

Does it ever get boring? No

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Afterhours in the medical bay

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Well, technically Even has kids?? (Shut up! Xion totally counts!)

If so, how many children do your muses want/have? *Shrug*

Who is the favorite parent? Both of them

Who is the authoritative parent? Even

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Terra

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Terra

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both

Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both

Who changes the diapers? They both help each other

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Usually Even, he tends to be awake anyway

Who spends the most time with the children? They both do, though maybe Terra the tiniest bit more than Even

Who packs their lunch boxes? Even

Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Even

Who cleans up after the kids? Even

Who worries the most? Even, science dad gets anxious about his babies, pls help him

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Freakin Braig

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Terra

Who is the little spoon? Even

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Neither, Terra’s shy and Even respects the hell out of that.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  Neither

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Even needs to have something else to focus his attention on, a movie or a book, in order to last more than half-an-hour or so.

Who gives the most kisses? Terra once he knows he can, he gives them all the time

What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Reading together

Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Couch

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Terra if he’s comfortable enough to do it

How often do they get time to themselves? Fairly often

Sleeping:

Who snores? Neither

If both do, who snores the loudest? N/A

Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? A bit of both

Who talks in their sleep? Even does a little

What do they wear to bed? Terra just wears underwear, Even wears sleeping pants

Are either of your muses insomniacs? Even can be

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Yes, though Even prefers calming teas over medication

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? A bit of both

Who wakes up with bed hair? Both

Who wakes up first? Terra, Even sleeps in when he sleeps

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Terra, he’s a good boi

What is their favourite sleeping position? They don’t have a favourite one.

Who hogs the sheets? Even

Do they set an alarm each night? Terra will when he needs to get up for work

Can a television be found in their bedroom? No

Who has nightmares? Terra does, the whole Xehanort thing messed him up

Who has ridiculous dreams? Also Terra

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Both

Who makes the bed? Even

What time is bed time? Around 9:30 for Terra

Any routines/rituals before bed? Terra’ll go down to Even’s lab about an hour before he goes to bed to remind the other to take a break and maybe bring him up with him.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Even

Work:

Who is the busiest? Even makes himself busy

Who rakes in the highest income? Neither

Are any of your muses unemployed? No

Who takes the most sick days? Even

Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Even

Who sucks up to their boss? Neither

What are their jobs? Even’s the physician and head scientist of Radiant Garden and Terra (at least the way I’m writing him) is one of the guards

Who stresses the most? Even

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They enjoy what they’re doing

Are your muses financially stable? Yes

Home:

Who does the washing? Both

Who takes out the trash? Both

Who does the ironing? Even

Who does the cooking? Terra

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither

Who is messier? Terra, though neither of them are really messy

Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Neither

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither

Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither

Who is the prankster around the house? Freakin Braig

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? N/A Though probably Terra

Who mows the lawn? N/A (Terra if they had one)

Who answers the telephone? Even

Who does the vacuuming? Even

Who does the groceries? They go together

Who takes the longest to shower? Terra

Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Terra

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? No

How many cars do they own? None

Do they own their home or do they rent? They live in the castle of Radiant Gardens

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Neither

Do they live in the city or in the country? City

Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yes

What’s their song? Probably some Easy-Listening Ballard, maybe something from not!Ed Sheeran. Photograph’s a nice song

What do they do when they’re away from each other? They worry about each other. Terra gets in the habit of writing Even letters while one of them in gone.

Where did they first meet? Radiant Gardens Infirmary

How did they first meet? Terra wakes up whole and reformed after the whole Xehanort thing and has a whole bunch of memories and emotions to deal with now and ‘hey I know you! I did so many terrible things to you!’

Who spends the most money when out shopping? Neither

Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Even

Any mental issues? Terra’s probably got him some depression after the whole Xehanort thing, maybe a bit of dissociation

Who’s terrified of bugs? Even, don’t let them touch him.

Who kills the spiders around the house? Terra takes them outside for Even

Their favourite place? The Gardens in Radiant Gardens

Who pays the bills? Both

Do they have any fears for their future? Terra’s scare that he’s gonna ‘turn evil’ because he still has darkness in him, because that’s what his magic affiliation is and Eraqus kinda fecked him up.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Terra

Who uses up all of the hot water? Terra

Who’s the tallest? Even is just slightly taller!

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Even, he wants some of the hot water for himself

Who wanders around in their underwear? Even, clothes are hard sometimes

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Terra

What do they tease each other about? Terra teases Even about how he’s an instant ‘worried parent’ towards pretty much everyone he meets and Even teases him over how clumsy he is for a trained warrior.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Even, please don’t put on that flannel thing, it’s hideous

Do they have mutual friends? The rest of Ansem’s Apprentices

Who crushed first? Terra

Any alcohol or substance related problems? No.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Probably Terra

Who swears the most? Neither

I found some old encyclopedias last night and have been thinking about something like this since, then came the fun idea which I will carry to my grave. Enjoy!

Fandom: FFVII - Post DoC AU Characters: Cloud/Rosso/Genesis - Clossoesis aka Smol Fite Club

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Cloud blinked as he entered the apartment, shocked at the scene before him. Needless to say, when Genesis said he was going to show Rosso some animals, he hadn’t expected something like this.

Genesis and Rosso were sitting on the floor, numerous large binders spread out around them and a pile of leaflets to the side of them. Neither of them looked up or acknowledged his entry, which showed just how focused Rosso was on the information in front of her.

“What are you doing?” He asked, head cocked as he watched them from the front door.