PETER POTAMUS, being rather careful in explaining things: Now, Perry, if I may explain the necessity of wearing essentially ourselves when we're in such parts of the Polynesian unknown like we're heading to--
PERRY POTAMUS II, himself named for Peter Potamus' father, himself an explorer intrepid though a bit eccentric: You mean "being naked."
PETER POTAMUS: That is essentially whet I mean, Perry ... it's driven as much by climate, comfort and tradition as a need to avoid causing serious offence to the natives, who themselves, are rather grateful for still preferring their going naked! As a matter of fact, Perry, many missionary, explorer and trader types across much of Polynesia back in the day were put off by the nakedness of such peoples, who themselves were peeved by the excesses of clothing so worn--usually out of warped desires for conquest and subjugation!
PERRY POTAMUS II: So it's more of a "when in Rome, do as the Romans do" sort of thing to go naked in such a milieu as where we're headed.
PETER POTAMUS: Perry, how right you are ... and what's more, try not to get unnerved by any desires for sex which the laydeez most wonderful may have; to them, they see sex as enjoyable! Especially when it comes to destressing or just chilling out! Oh, and ere I forget, do try to show some respectful fascination towards the dolphins, who just CANNOT resist those natives in their simplicity!
PERRY POTAMUS II, somewhat excitedly: Might this also mean some diving with the dolphins, Uncle Peter?
PETER POTAMUS: Now THAT, Perry, is to be expected with these natives; for some reason, the dolphins cannot get enough of such fascinating peoples, especially when out diving among the reefs ... Now how about we paddle for shore?
PERRY POTAMUS II, in juvenile excitability: Let's just go for it!