#cliffordistics

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JUST KIDDING AHAHAHAHHAA

OTP PARENTING MEME:

jenna x anna

packs the lunches — jenna bc anna has to get to work early so she can be home early

blows raspberries while cuddling — jenna bc she’s a child lbr but anne would probably just blow one right back

is the tickle monster — anna bc she just has long fingers that dig into jenna’s side when shes least expecting it

gives life lesson speeches — anna bc she’s the strict mother

kisses the boo-boos — both bc it depends who witnessed the injury

breaks the bad news — anna because she just does

joins the PTA — jenna bc she’s one of those moms

crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories — lbr both

gives the crazy nicknames — i feel like maybe anna bit mabe both idk

michael x max

packs the lunches — max bc he’s the housewife

blows raspberries while cuddling — max bc he’s a child and then michael would just give him a look

is the tickle monster — max would try to tickle michael but who knows how that would go

gives life lesson speeches — michael bc he’s the actual adult in the relationship

kisses the boo-boos — both - michael to marina, max to the new baby

breaks the bad news — michael bc debby downer

joins the PTA — max again he’s the wife lbr

crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories — michael despite max’s protests to “leave her alone”