✧･ﾟ:* sober up *:･ﾟ✧

hudson: i was afraid you'd say that honestly

hudson: well i can clean pretty good - when i want to

hudson: maybe just come keep me company and like make sure i don't start another fire?

hudson: maybe bring a new microwave when you do???? please?

keane: yeah i tend to be the bearer of bad news

keane: yeah that I can do

keane: I’m good at doing nothing

keane: yeah I will

keane: I have mine from my apartment

hudson: it's out now

hudson: i blew up the microwave

hudson: i just need help putting that all back together (probably need a new microwave)

hudson: what do i do now? the fire is out but like the kitchen is pretty not good and there is a lot of black stuff on the walls now

keane: omg

keane: you should prob buy a new one

keane: idk how to clean shit

keane: (Brent’s always critiquing my cleaning)

hudson: 911

hudson: i'm pretty sure i set the house on fire

hudson: like i also put it out (side note did you know water is not always the best option)

hudson: but also did you know there is apparently a fire extinguisher under the sink?!

hudson: long story short i need help getting the place cleaned up before tucker comes home and literally kills me

hudson: please? i will pay you whatever you want - candy, tucker's beers, and um like the twenty bucks in my piggy bank

hudson: please?

keane: wut

keane: yeah I’m pretty sure my childhood was a lie that water doesn’t put out a fire

keane: but how much did you catch the house on fire