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Saudi students in Cleveland asked to beware of ‘Facebook serial killer’

Cleveland police has warned residents of the city of a gunman who published a video while killing an old man.

Saudi Arabia’s cultural attaché in the United States has warned students in Ohio, specifically in Cleveland, to beware of a fugitive known as “Facebook serial killer”.

The Attaché on its Twitter account, asked the students to be cautious and careful because of the security situation in…

    I was going to write an article on the Gay Olympics because they’re coming to Cleveland in 2014.  (I couldn’t believe we beat out both Milaukee and Detroit!)  But my editor was worried I’d make foolish comments about the hot dog eating contest, the pole sitting marathon, and whether they’d test the athletes for gayness to be sure there were no impostors.  My editor said:  “Don’t make fun of gays– they’re organized, they have resources, and they’ll get you.”

    I was pretty dismayed at his lack of confidence in my tact and discretion.  Moreover, I thought, “If you can’t make fun of gays, what minority is there left to bully?”  But A-ha!  There’s always poor people.  Everyone hates poor people– even poor people themselves.  Plus, they have no voice, no organization, no resources– the perfect subject matter for humor.

    So with no further ado I present my modest proposal for The Housing Project Olympics– the events along with their corporate sponsors:

    —– “The Price Is Right” presented by Family Dollar:  Guess the price of detergent, underwear, canned goods, etc., without going over the surprisingly low mark-up on surprisingly obscure brands.

    —– “The Shoplifter’s Obstacle Course” presented by Dave’s Supermarket:  Get past the cameras, the clerks, the guards while nonchalantly having a T-Bone stuffed down your pants.

    —– “The Wild Irish Rose Chug-A-Lug” sponsored by Those Foreign Guys Who Run The Corner Store:  Who can drink a pint of rotgut the fastest without throwing up?  Paper bags mandatory.

    —–“Guess The Number” sponsored by The Ohio Lottery Commission:  Governor Kasich himself will be on hand to think of a three digit number.  If you can guess the number he’s thinking about you win five hundred dollars (before taxes).  Of added interest, no one has ever won this event.  The governor is that good!

    —– “The Electric Wheelchair Race” sponsored by Lutheran Hospital:  Ten-K only because endurance counts!

Google Marks 101st Anniversary of First Electric Traffic Signal System

Today denote the day when the first electric traffic signal was introduced at the intersection of Euclid Avenue and East 105th Street in Cleveland, Ohio path in 5th August 1914. Google recalls

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