#cleanteam

Overview:  

Graham's Home and Cleaning Care is a trusted Australian cleaning service provider with over 30 years of experience, offering a range of services including residential, commercial, bond, and post-construction cleaning across Brisbane, Logan, the Gold Coast, and the Sunshine Coast. 

🧹 Services Offered 

1. Residential & Domestic Cleaning 

Tailored cleaning solutions for various home types, including apartments, townhouses, and multi-level dwellings. 

2. Regular Home & Office Cleaning 

Scheduled cleaning services to maintain cleanliness in homes and offices, customizable to client preferences.  

3. Bond & End of Lease Cleaning 

Comprehensive cleaning to meet lease agreement requirements, aiding in the return of rental bonds.  

4. Construction & Builders Cleans 

Post-construction cleaning services to remove debris and prepare properties for occupancy.  

5. Commercial Cleaning Services 

Cleaning solutions for commercial spaces such as offices, restaurants, and workshops, available as one-off or regular services. 

Contact: 

Phone: 1300 134 035 

CHAMPIONS!

You never cease to amaze us with your ingenuity when it comes to getting ahead of rival Squads of Champions in our widely beloved entertainment program Quest For Champions.

We are all aware that in previous seasons, many Champions have come up with some very ingenuitive solutions to give their Squads the financial edge on their competitors! We understand this spirit of innovation and have no inclination to stop you.

However, in lieu of the rollout of Vicman Interstellar's new commercial Casualty Protection Plan, we have an obligation not to obstruct our customers' own relationships with their clients. Vicman Interstellar is our largest customer, with thousands of missions arriving to us from Vicman daily to hand-pick and select for our unique Squads of Champions, Squads like you!

Going forward, this means looting of corpses - even your adversaries - with Vicman Casualty Protection Plans can no longer be officially sanctioned by Corporate. Champions will now be held personally responsible if caught looting protected corpses by Vicman's CasualtyCare™ drones that are sent upon the clients' death to break down and retrieve the corpse and their possessions.

Penalties incurred may include small-arms fire from Vicman drones, explosive damage caused by Vicman drone explosives, and possible fines while inhabiting Vicman-owned celestial bodies, starships, or drifter colonies.

-Memo from Corporate, January 3510.

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Hope you enjoy!

Collage is all Public Domain media put together.

Original illustration from PS Magazine, Issue 197. Provided courtesy of Virginia Commonwealth University Libraries.

Tattoo, Blood Splatter, and Hammer & Sickle are from rawpixel.

Hello World!

Gunslinger Champion Greta Fuji-Garret in her CleanTeam Blues tackles safety regarding sample-taking in the field.

"At times, CleanTeam™ Champions may be required to take samples in expeditionary surveys for MegaCorps investing in prospect colonies, taking samples from unwilling HVTs (High Value Targets), or even tissue samples of a variety of dangerous specimens.

Due to the varied nature of Champions' work, Greta and the folks at Corporate suggest investing in a few reliable pairs of ViTech SaniGloves. These puppies have a naturally acidic excretion thanks to the engineered nanofungi-laced polymer construction and will burn off any excess contaminants between uses! (Please allow approximately three hours to pass between uses.)"

- Excerpt from CleanTeam Champions Employee Manual and Buyer's Guide, Spring 3510.

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Still very WIP. Relatively new to this. Hope you enjoy!

Photo collage featuring bits taken from Will Eisner's PS Magazine, undeniably impossible without the courtesy of Virginia Commonwealth University Libraries.

Jewelry from Bracelets (ca.1937) by Tulita Westfall. Original from The National Gallery of Art. Digitally enhanced by rawpixel.