CHAMPIONS!
You never cease to amaze us with your ingenuity when it comes to getting ahead of rival Squads of Champions in our widely beloved entertainment program Quest For Champions.
We are all aware that in previous seasons, many Champions have come up with some very ingenuitive solutions to give their Squads the financial edge on their competitors! We understand this spirit of innovation and have no inclination to stop you.
However, in lieu of the rollout of Vicman Interstellar's new commercial Casualty Protection Plan, we have an obligation not to obstruct our customers' own relationships with their clients. Vicman Interstellar is our largest customer, with thousands of missions arriving to us from Vicman daily to hand-pick and select for our unique Squads of Champions, Squads like you!
Going forward, this means looting of corpses - even your adversaries - with Vicman Casualty Protection Plans can no longer be officially sanctioned by Corporate. Champions will now be held personally responsible if caught looting protected corpses by Vicman's CasualtyCare™ drones that are sent upon the clients' death to break down and retrieve the corpse and their possessions.
Penalties incurred may include small-arms fire from Vicman drones, explosive damage caused by Vicman drone explosives, and possible fines while inhabiting Vicman-owned celestial bodies, starships, or drifter colonies.
-Memo from Corporate, January 3510.
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