#clay akin

Rhonda: “What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall. Oh like that Clay Akin song. How does it go?” *Says in a sing-song voice* “What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall.”

Me: “I don’t know Clay Akin.”

I really love this song. It was a song they were gonna put in the original Disney's Aladdin but they went in a different direction with the story so it got cut. Sung by Clay Aiken.

Proud of Your Boy (Girl)

  Proud of your boy (girl)

I’ll make you proud of your boy (girl)

Believe me bad as I’ve been mom

You’re in for a pleasant surprise

I’ve wasted time

I’ve wasted me

So say I’m slow for my age a late bloomer ok I agree!

I’ve been one rotten kid

Some son (daughter) some pride and some joy

But I’ll get over these lousen up mess’ in up screw’ in up times!

You see mom now comes the better part

Someone’s gonna make good

Cross this stupid heart

Someone’s gonna make good and finally make you

Proud of your boy (girl)!

Tell me that I’ve been a louse and a loafer

You won’t get a fight here no ma’am

Say I’m a goldbrick a goof-off no good

But that couldn’t be all that I am

Water flows under the bridge

Let it pass let it flow

There’s not a reason why you should believe me not yet

I know! 

But someday you’ll see

I’ll make you proud of your boy (girl)

Though I can’t make myself taller or smarter or handsome or wise

I’ll do my best what else can I do?

Since I wasn’t born perfect

Like dad or you?

Mom I will try to

Try to make you…

Me: Clay Akin, one of the hottest gay men ever, is on the Apprentice. *fangirl scream*

her: Enjoy!