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The Horror of Frankenstein (1970)
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Watched 14 Oct 2025
The Horror of Frankenstein (1970) is a cheap, boring reboot of Hammerâs series that recasts the Baron with a bland leading man and drops Peter Cushing, the only anchor these films had. According to the internet, this is supposed to be a âblack comedy,â but thatâs a Tommy Wiseauâstyle dodge, and the comparisons to The Room donât stop there.
Thereâs a scene where Frankensteinâs assistant suggests they switch to more ethical experiments. Victor pretends to agree, asking him to hold some electrical equipment⌠then kills the assistant by switching it on when he stupidly complies. It plays like the horror equivalent of âOh hi, Mark,â except that scene in The Room at least conjures unintentional laughter. Another highlight is when the creature attacks a little girl. She cries to her father that he hurt her, and after the monster's apparent demise, sheâs suddenly sad and says he was âa nice monster, really.â
In terms of production values, the film is bargain-bin even by Hammer standards. The âmonsterâ looks like a circus strongman with an oddly shaped head; youâd never call him a monster if the script didnât insist on it. He doesnât even show up until more than an hour in, and then his deathâlike most of the filmâs key eventsâhappens offscreen.
Another example is a scene that implies Victor plans to kill an old man for his brain, then it just cuts to the funeral. Did Frankenstein kill him? Did the man die naturally? Who knows? The sound design in the old man's final scene is so bizarre; complete silence (not even a musical score or ambient noises) while the old man is talking. I thought something was wrong with my device until the dialogue returned, confirming this was meant to show Frankenstein âzoning out.â
By the time the whole sordid affair has concluded, it feels like Hammer just ran out of money, because the movie doesnât endâit just stops. If Hammer really wanted to resurrect their franchise, they should have started by resurrecting a script. At least itâs not Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed, thatâs about the only good thing I can say.