Sep 4, 2022
Bitches, literally last night I dreamed this fucking headcanon. Ok, so it’s the middle of the Trojan war and Odysseus gets a fedex package from his wife. He opens it up and immediately gets tears in his eyes because it’s full of just enough chocolate chip cookies to share with the Ithiccan army but none for Achilles. He’s so happy. The cookies are still gooey and warm and even in my dream I wonder how. Then it hits me: because Athena favors her, all Penelope’s domestic pursuits are magical. Not just weaving. So of course she can bake cookies that stay warm in the mail.
That was it. That was my dream. I just remembered. If you actually read to the end, thank you. I feel like a dork.
