#clarissaexplainingitall

bless you

favorite thing about them: he is tough, ruthless, calculative. But beneath all this coldness there’s a loyal man that genuinely cares for people. Plus I also love his face and I find him hot af.

least favorite thing about them: I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

favorite line: “I will eat anything”. 

brOTP: Wolf/Tengu

OTP: Wolf x Genichiro, Wolf x Hanbei, Wolf x Kris (@starfolk7‘s OC)

nOTP: I don’t ship Kurowolf in the romantic/sexual sense because Kuro is basically a little child. But I find their bond to be very cute and I’d protect Kuro at all costs.

random headcanon: he is absolutely clueless about sex. He has spent most of his life training with Owl and Butterfly, plus he’s uneducated in most topics. Yet, beneath all this obliviousness, there hides a flustered bisexual man.

unpopular opinion: I would like him to tell me a bedtime story, either in English or Japanese.

song i associate with them: this one

THANK YOU ILY!!!!!

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

Ooh, interesting!  Yes, actually.  Mostly that dragon’s dogma fic that’s perpetually on the backburner, exploring the lore of that game, mostly in relation to pawns and bitterblack isle.  I will write it, someday.  But first I gotta finish my mod!  I also want to write something with Flora from FE Fates bc I guess I just looove characters with angsty backstories.  OH and jesus i have like 3 final fantasy xv fics in the works and I would love to finish and post at least one of them.  Too bad i’m in fe hell atm

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Uhhhh hurt/comfort where one person is injured and the other goes berserk to save them and then is just a sobbing mess as they recover?  Angst.  That’s the good shit.  I live for the (fictional) drama.

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

THANKS FRIEND <3

11 Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

did someone say s e r a remember all that hate she got when dai came out.......... bc she’s a lesbian and my wife and a good cookie okay. also merrill.  she’s good too and ppl hate her for dumb shit.

12  Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

does the entirety of DA2 count. i need to play it more but i do like it.  I also like both of Leliana’s possible arcs in DAI, though hardening her does make me a little sad, i still like it. lots of ppl don’t though. i’d die for leliana dragon age

13  Unpopular opinion about XXX character?

i fucking hate cul / len with every fiber of my being and i’ll fuckin die if he’s in da4 especially with his shitbag voice actor

OH OBY HRE WE GO

16 If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

oh sweet mercy, you said plot so i can’t talk about gameplay.  How bout, your siblings are all actually your siblings so no incest and we DO NOT abandon our theme of “family” so you can fuck ur waifus?  i would also change camilla and make her less creepy bc fuck these misogynistic piece of shit writers.

17  Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

god i’m not even done w conquest.  but instead of corrin mowing through the plot at the speed of light and reacting weirdly to events that happen so fast, i’d say take it slower and give more development to corrin themselves if they really want Corrin to be the main character.