#cjsflashbacks

“Donnie! We need help!” 

“Raph’s been bitten by a giant, poisonous, robotic fish!”

“That’s not possible!”

“If he was bitten, it’s venom, not poison.”

“Interesting… Interesting… ”

“GET OVER HERE!”

“Donatello! Does this belong to you?”

“Sensei, Pulverizer. Pulverizer, Sensei.”

“Pleased to meet you.”

“Hey, does he know he’s a rat?”

“He knows.”

“Who wants to try my latest creation?”

“We all love pizza!”

“We all love milkshakes!”

“So I combined them.”

“Okay, that could not be less appetizing.”

“I call it a P-shake.”

*gag*

“I stand corrected.”

“Let’s drink some!”

“What? Why would you do that?”

“’Cause if you mutate a mutant...”

“You get a super mutant!”

“Or a pile of goo on the sidewalk.”

“Either way, it’s an improvement.”

“Careful, Donnie!”

“That’s a dangerous mutant!”

“That makes two of us.”

*less than a minute later*

“What? There’s a force field?”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Well, because I wanted us to fail.”

“OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN’T KNOW!!!”

“Yikes.”

“I can’t believe Raph has the hots for a big newt.”

“I know, right.”

“He’s got weird taste.”

“ . . . If Shredder wants you, he will stop at nothing to find you.”

“And with the Kraang after you as well, the wisest decision is for you to remain here, in the sewer, with us.”

“What!”

“Oh, that’s great!”

*glare*

“I mean, oh, that’s horrible.”

“That, you know, your life as you know it is – is over.”

“And, um . . . I’ll shut up now.”