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Susan Konig is a journalist. She has a husband and three children. When she began to tell the story of selling your home, purchase a new home, and away from the city, had only two children. So begins the modern history of personal "white flight" Konig (words of the critic, not Konig). And that story is hilarious. In Why animals sleep so close to the road (and other lies to tell my children), Susan Konig are having trouble selling her apartment, finding a new home, closing at a new home, caring for their children , nursing it through a third pregnancy strange, doing freelance work, fighting an infestation of rats, fighting the flu - and all before she goes through hell to moving.And mentioned that she was pregnant during all this? It is an incredible achievement that Susan Konig remained sane. Anyway, she gets a new home, installs, finds that life in the suburbs has its own challenges. She faces a skunk, a flooded home, life with a newborn child third parties (such as elderly parents with two children, an altogether different challenge), how to stay fit through pregnancy (age becomes a factor) , finding babysitters, find time for herself, her work, everything.All time, apparently, Susan Konig apparently taking notes to write this book, an account of a whirlwind of a full life and fun. She refers to younger days of anxiety and concern for the future, for herself and her family. It puts everything in a book that require a little more than two hundred books pages.The is really a moving experience. And who can resist a title like: Why animals sleep so close to the road (and other lies to tell my children). It is a title that says: One has to "Pick me up and read me!" - Only to find out where it came as a title that sounds crazy. Readers find the answer when Konig skills as a parent to care, evidence gently explain to your child about roadkill ... If the player is in that age bracket where the denial and acceptance are at war, where the solution of something to avoid the effort of the fight becomes a more entertainer by day (but ultimately self-destructive), then the reader will understand perfectly well that Susan Konig came from when she wrote Why animals sleep so close to the road. Perhaps reading fun trip Konig through the trials and tribulations of middle-aged mother will help fairly easily through their own transition. Sometimes it is a strange kind of relief just knowing that some people have a lifestyle even crazier and more hectic than their own.

My sister sometimes does not make sense to me. In fact she has not much sense to me. You see lately has been complaining Christmas and how much is going to be, and how she has no money for her children who have hot ticket items on their lists. But 20 minutes after complaining of no money, she will buy a toy and give it to them right then and there. I kept saying, why the hell not enough and that if they do not give them for Christmas. The item in question: Shrek Laugh With Me Baby Plush Doll.The Price: $ 25.00 (picked up at Walmart because of a screaming baby who wanted his way Aka-aka my niece, the spoiled daughter.) Do not know why he relented and let his own again, but she did. It 'was a stupid move, because you would buy at a later time, and gave it to her on Christmas Day .... However, because my niece Went Nuts: We went to Walmart to do a little 'light beginners Christmas shopping. While my sister went shopping trip I took my niece to the little girls toy section and told her to choose something that she wants for Christmas. My plan was to have to find something she wants, and if the price was reasonable I would come back and pick it up for you at a later date. I thought that a limit of $ 10.00 would be decent, since I already bought a Hannah Montana plug and play video a few days ago. We sailed up and down the islands and I noticed something about his attitude that I did not like. It seemed wrong with our little island of navigation 'aunt is going to buy me something today'. He met with the island of baby dolls. His favorite island. Many of the dolls on the shelves were dolls that had already, some of them had doubles. He first took this Baby Doll So Real I knew for a fact that he had at home. He then detonated a crisis and he said that did not have it. That was when I took the doll, put it on the shelf and walked away. There was no way I was dealing with this. As I grabbed her hand and began to tote a whole, she grabbed the Shrek Laugh With Me Baby Doll Plush Doll.The was in a large plastic and cardboard box, so naturally it fell to the ground. It was then that he began to fly the tears from her eyes, and I wanted to break a skull. He then proceeded to step on your feet. Fortunately his mother was down the island later, when he ran to see what was up. It was obvious what was up. The princess wanted to have his way, or the Princess was to go to a party giant pitty ... all invited.I told my sister not to make such a thing. To tell her to put it in his Christmas list, and wait for Santa to bring. My sister, however, has given way, and before we knew the check-out, ugly with doll in tote. I was shocked and scared ... and a sort of disgust with my sister. But hey, I have a review on this ordeal together, here goes.Appearance: The Shrek Laugh With Me Baby Doll Plush doll is probably the worst I've ever seen in my life. I have yet to see Shrek 3, but I know that children in the third film. I presume this is the result of Shrek and Fiona sexual romp. This doll has a particular body, soft toys, and hard plastic hands and head. There was another baby Shrek blue pajamas. My niece has grasped what she wears, of course pink. The head of the doll appears to be larger than the rest of his body, and the baby doll comes wearing pastel pink lipstick. Her eyes are blue giant, and a skewer of hair growing from the top of the head. His little spit 'hair comes with a bow that matches her pink suit selected. The doll is more than just looks though. The doll really creepy alien ride. When my spoiled grandson opened the box and took the doll, he pressed on her belly. Once the belly and hold the baby doll was laughing. The more you press her belly, the more difficult it would be funny. Works in progress. The more you press her belly, more laughter. Eventually, the child would laugh so hard that begin to shake, and then burp. This baby burp loud noise produced caused my niece to laugh out loud like a hyena. He played with the child for most of the day, laughing and noise finally got so annoying in the car my sister was about to throw out the window. Was it worth it? I'm going to say no and the reason is simple. The Shrek Laugh With Me Baby Plush Doll was fun for my nephew while he was in the car. Once home, the doll became so un-important left her in the car. Not sure if this is the result of a boy unapproachable, boring or a toy. Whatever the case, provided a solid hour of fun, and then ... I left behind.

Tired of going through the diet after diet without success? With all these crazy fad diets today, picking one will certainly be the easiest part of the process. Of course a diet that only you can drink water and eat salad will make you lose weight, but lets face it, who wants to worry about what they can and can not eat for the rest of their lives? The answer to weight loss success can be easily found by just listening to Dr. Common Sense. First I'll start with the simplest and most obvious way to cut down on calories. When thirst strikes, which inevitably will, there is no reason to reach for any beverage except water. If I have seen one, I've seen a million obese people chugging down sodas when they get thirsty as there is nothing. If you are trying to lose weight what is the point of drinking 27 grams of sugar while consuming 100 calories (equivalent to a can of soda) when the water has 0 in each. Diets are much easier to follow when the little cut out first. If you are trying to lose weight and are still drinking soda (even if it's diet) you are fighting a battle that you will never win. Second, if you think "but I'm eating healthy and I'm still not lose weight" I think it's time to take a closer examination of what you eat. Sure, carrots are good for you but if you can not eat them without eating a whole cup full of ranch dressing with them, then you are probably doing more harm than good. The same idea applies to salads, of course they sound healthy, you can also release the infamous "I'm on a diet, I will just have a salad" line, but as soon as you pour the dressing over it you may as well be eating a Big Mac with every gram of fat you consume. There are many fat-free or light salad dressing on the market to choose from, but even if you use one of these, be aware of how much you put on your salad while considering how much you really need to make it taste good. Another mistake dieters frequently make is to think something is healthy just because it's made with "real fruit." If you want real fruit then just eat the fruit itself. Fruit snacks, even if they're made with real fruit is not in any way healthier or will make you lose weight more than just eating fruit. Fruit "drinks" as Juicy Juice, Sunny Delight, etc. are no match in the health and real fruit juice, apple juice or orange juice. The decision to pick the orange juice of Sunny Delight may seem obvious, but many labels are misleading, making you think that the drink is much better for you than it really is. The third and final easy way to lose pounds is by exercising. No matter what you have heard, or what someone has said there is no way you will lose weight and keep it off if you do not exercise. When you start eating less your metabolism will just slow down to adapt to the amount of calories you consume. If you're not working, as soon as you start eating more you will gain weight again, perhaps even more weight than you had to begin with. If you do not understand this concept, or think you can have a successful diet without exercise, so you might as well not even diet in the first place because your results will not be what you hope for. With these three simple steps in mind, there is no diet that you will not be able to conquer. A diet should not only be something that makes you temporarily lose weight, it should be a lifestyle choice. If you make an informed decision about what you eat, you will never have to worry about really able to stick to your diet ever again.

Easter is a good time to keep little hands busy with the creative arts. Spring colors have a range of bright colors to keep kids interested in creating one of a kind decorations and designs. The following crafts are easy to put together with minimal supervision, ideal for toddlers and older children too! Funny Bunny EarsSubject of countless stories, those magical, mythical brings joy to many children every Easter holidays. Let your child has a little of their own make believe by the configuration of a series of bunny ears to hippity-hop in the house with him. Items needed: a sheet of white poster Pink Sheet Board1 PaperPencilScissorsAll-Object construction adhesive or CrayonsInstructions TapeMarkers: Cut a two-inch wide and two meters long (twenty-four inches) strip of cardboard. Out the rest of cardboard, cut two long ears and rounded to serve as rabbit ears. (Tip: To get an idea of the shape, just see the Easter Bunny pictures or clip art.) The ears should be about nine inches long and four wide, moved at the widest point of the ears. Cut two ears smaller forms in the same design as the larger forms of the ear, pink cardboard. Glue the ears of pink construction paper into shapes heard white poster board. Take the strip of cardboard and wrapped around the child's head, as if it were a hat band. Mark with a pencil in your ears should be placed. Remove the strip and glue the ears on the strip in the position you marked (make sure to glue the ears inside the band, so it will be in the back of the child's head when finished.) Make the child decorate the outside of the strip of white cardboard (head band) with markers or crayons.When finished, tape the band to suit the child's head and cut off any excess cardboard. Practice a bunny hop and enjoy a little fantasy time! AnimalsWhen wallpaper corral children focus on the Easter Bunny, other animals fall by the wayside, but Easter is a good time to remind all barnyard animals. These animals simple cardboard plate will encourage your child to think about colors, shapes, and even animal sounds that are necessary exploring.Items: White Paper-Object PlatesConstruction PaperScissorsAll ornaments CrayonsOther glue or markers if desired, such as cleaner pipe, cotton balls, and yarnInstructions: Decide what animal to work first. The ideas include ducks, chickens, sheep, cows, horses, pigs, and of course, bunnies. Help the child select the colors of construction paper for ears, mouth, nose, eyes and other parts of the animal. The paper plates can be used only for faces, or more elaborate designs incorporating the whole animal (legs, tails, etc..) Decide what forms must be cut and help the child appropriate ways to cut construction paper for are the color of the child animal.Have plate with markers or crayons. The selected color should be the base color of the animal that your child paste designing.Help in parts of the animal to the plate. Garnish with additional embellishments, if desired. Use the elements as a pink tube cleaner for the tail of a pig, or loops of yarn mane of a horse and tail.When finished pen mates screen on the wall for decoration and fun future! My pet Chick RockHelp your child create his own Rock Chick pet to celebrate Easter. This adorable art will be a treasure long after Easter. Necessary elements: a soft rock (preferably with a flat surface) of yellow paint or craft glue PaintbrushAll Purpose Materials GlueGoogle EyesDecorative (sequins, feathers, construction paper, thread, buttons, pipe cleaners, beads, markers, etc) Instructions: Wash and dry rock. When the rock is completely dry, let your child paint the yellow rock. Allow paint dry.When paint is completely dry, glue a pair of eyes Google for the flat surface of the rock. This will become the "face" of the pet rock chick. Next help end child's face using a variety of decorative materials. For example, make a tail feather or construction paper, and a peak of pipe cleaners. Add additional details, such as drawing on markers.Allow tabs with glue dries. The Pet Rock Chick is ready to enjoy your new home!

My intention was to explain the word "simple", and when I put my thoughts into words, it became more difficult. I sometimes disagree with others when I say that something is simple, and I have to remind them that I did not say easy, there's a big difference between the two terms. Life is simple and it is as it was supposed to be. As we tried to explain "simple", we give a meaning, then it becomes "difficult". It is our sense that it is difficult, not the word itself. A newborn is simple. He was born into nothing, it is not and he knows nothing at a conscious level. Everything she sees, hears, smells, tastes and feels nothing. A baby can experience the five senses than nothing, and how he interprets these sensations and defines thereafter will be unique to that individual. Life was meant to be experienced and we're not here to learn something and life has meaning only for the meaning you give it. Learning is secondary and is the result of experience or express life, (which is the first order). Nothing is "simple", and it is our definitions that are "simple" difficult. There are only two words that apply to you when you were born, "I AM." Awareness of your physical life begins with two words only, and that is all that is necessary for life. As we begin to mature in the consciousness of "I AM", we add our personal identity to the words and life is becoming more difficult. "I am ... Roy, "" I AM ... male, "" I am ... brother ... son of ... As I contemplated the essence of this test while sitting in bed this morning, I just wanted to create a one page explanation of the "simple", and when I got up and started to write that I was halfway to the creation of a new book on "simple". The more I move in these paragraphs, the more complicated it further and I see no end. It would be very difficult to go back and start again now because I went beyond "simple" and gave him life, and it moves in a different direction than I thought. I wanted to say that life is "simple" and that the secrets of life are but it can not be explained simply as soon as I give birth words, they require expression and self-realization if I "just" ... gave you the secrets of life now, they would be too simple for you to understand. I have to make explanations difficult for you to find your way back to "simple." You do not have to define "simplicity", in your own terms before it can include, for example, what are some of the greatest secrets of life in simple words | .. | I |. | We are not here to learn anything |. | We're all a |. | God does not exist |. | Life is an illusion |. | These are just a sample of "simple" truths that demand explanation and human complexity, they scream to be defined in terms we can accept, it is our responsibility to give definition of life and Life has no meaning other than what we give you a individually be simple .. you are "I AM", what comes after that makes it more complex and difficult if you think about what I wrote, I really said anything. The idea was complete before I start writing and what I do now is take it apart piece by piece to make sense as a whole. I'm going backwards. My thoughts were full when I was contemplating a future article. I had to physically go into the past to recreate the thoughts on paper, and I try to recreate them, they are complicated because they create their own lives. And if it is not complicated enough ... and then maybe it's a good place to stop, because it does not stop there |. | All things are simple until we try to understand them, and once the process has started understanding the thought is never the same.