rant about maxwell trevelyan
EXHAUSTED SIPPING. "Excuse me, but who the ACTUALLY BLOODY FUCK PUT THE GUY IN CHARGE OF THE INQUISITION? What was he even doin' anywhere NEAR the rift and not at home in a safe room???" "Nothin' against the guy, but Maker's flamin' BALLS I feel bloody terrible for him. Not only does he gotta decide the fate of the world, but he's constantly lookin' like someone just drop kicked a puppy in front of him." "Honestly Corypheus probably will give up cause he's gunna look at those fuckin' puppy dog eyes and bloody give up." "He's like someone left a kitten out in the rain." "Cute like one, but SAD." "Anyways, where was I? OH RIGH-" ANOTHER SIP.
"WHO THE HELL PUT HIM IN CHARGE WHEN I'M PRETTY SURE 90% OF HIS SYSTEM IS ANXIETY? Like I've never met a man I've wanted t'just, had a bowl of soup and tell him t'bloody take a nap cause everythin' is gunna be alright quite like him. That's how sad it is." "Bloody Chantry. I can imagine some priest laughin' it up like a fuckin' cockwaddle over this."
















