Jaune and Cinder are sneaking off for some ‘alone time’ when suddenly…
Nora: appears from around the corner, holds her hand out to Cinder. “Condoms. Hand ‘em over.”
Jaune: “Nora! What-“
Nora: “Now.”
Cinder: hands it over reluctantly
Nora: takes it out of the packet, pulls out a beer bottle and empties it into the condom.
Jaune, to Cinder: “Sorry about this, she’s just-“
Alcohol pours out of the condom from several pin holes.
Jaune: “Oh, gods!”
Cinder: grabs him by the collar. “I’m in love with you! Put a baby in me!”
Nora: whips out Magnhild “Zip it psycho! Find someone else’s life to ruin! Now get out!”
primes a grenade as Cinder bolts.
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”














