#chuzzle20

Yesterday I noticed my neighbor was having a garage sale. Hes a scary old man with yellow eyes and he works at the graveyard and is always covered in grave dirt and pieces of bones and stuff. But I wasn't scared because I respect his hardworking attitude. So I went to his garage and he had a bunch of old video games! I love video games. I picked up a box full of CD games and started looking through it and there were all the classics like Myst and Riven: The Sequel To Myst and et cetera, and then at the very back there was a game called Chuzzle 3. Now I used to love playing Chuzzle when I was a kid but I haven't played it in years, ever since the tragic accident where my friend Billy fell over and accidentally slit his throat on the disc and then it wouldnt run any more.

I held up the case for Chuzzle 3 and checked to make sure the disc was really in it. Yup its all there. I didn't even know they made a Chuzzle 3 on cd considering Chuzzle 2 came out in 2018 and it was like an iphone game, but I guess retro is coming back into style, so I didn't worry about it. I asked the old man how much for Chuzzle 3 and he looked at me strangely with a strange look on his face... "Just take it kid," he said which was really cool of him cause I only had $3 and I also wanted this dope pocket knife he had that was shaped like a wolf. I walked back home with a smile on my face, I was so excited to play Chuzzle 3 and see my friends the Chuzzles again after so many years! And also to practice some tricks with my new wolf knife. I used to love doing knife tricks when I was a kid but I haven't done it in years, ever since the tragic accident where my friend Dennis was doing knife tricks he saw on youtube and accidentally slit his throat with a balisong and then my dad took my knives away. My dad used to love taking my stuff away but he hasn't done it in years, ever since the tragic accident where he was cheating on my mom with a woman at the office and accidentally slit his throat on a business card.

I went home and put Chuzzle 3 in the computer. It took a really long time to load so I did some awesome knife tricks while I waited. When it was finally done I noticed it looked like kind of strange. There weren't any game mode selection buttons and not even any options or anything. There was just a purple Chuzzle and a button that said "Continue". The Chuzzle's eyes which were normally so happy had a strange, gloomy cast to them... almost like fear... or more accurately,... dread...

I clicked "Continue" and immediately it went into a level. It was pretty advanced, it had all the colors of Chuzzle right away and the locks were coming on fast, but I beat it quick anyway because I'm really good at Chuzzle. As I mentioned I used to play this game all the time as a kid, I would even play it instead of going to school sometimes. Honestly I never forgave Billy for ruining my Chuzzle disc. I went into the next level thinking about how much I hated his stupid ass. I didn't notice it but on the loading screen between levels, the same purple Chuzzle from the title screen was there, and its eyes were even more sad and tormented than before.

The next level was almost the same except halfway through a weird bug happened where one of the Chuzzles on the board turned into a red square. I couldn't match it with anything, I even tried to blow it up with a super chuzzle and nothing happened. I was starting to wonder if maybe this copy of Chuzzle 3 was a rare prerelease version or something. I took another look at the case and sure enough on the back it said "NOT FOR RESALE" in big black letters. Now this was really exciting, I used to love playing demo versions of games when I was a kid but I haven't done it in years, ever since the tragic accident where my friend Gerd downloaded some malware that gave him a seizure and while he was in the hospital the doctor accidentally slit his throat with a scalpel. I went back to the game and beat the level with the glitched Chuzzle no problem.

I didn't notice it but on the next loading screen there was red text above the Chuzzle that said "ITS ALREADY TOO LATE" in Jokerman font. I started playing the level and more glitched red square chuzzles appeared. There were 3 of them at once so I moved carefully and lined them up to match. When I did instead of popping cutely there was a horrible really loud sound from the speakers and all the Chuzzles on the screen exploded in blood and guts that smeared all over the screen, it was so freaky and gross I almost threw up, it was really scary. WTF was going on with this game?!?! Theres no way this was normal. I panicked and tried to eject the disc from the CD drive but nothing happened. I mashed the eject button really hard and nothing happened. When I looked back at the screen there were words written in Chuzzle blood that said "ITS YOUR FAULT". Honestly at this point I was crying and I pulled the computer plug out of the wall and the screen went black but somehow the Chuzzle level music kept playing, except it was a dark and twisted version, with the sound of a child crying softly mixed in.

I pried open the CD drive with my wolf knife (knew it would come in handy) and took the Chuzzle 3 disc out. It was burning hot and I almost dropped it. I put it back in the case and shut it. Just to be extra sure I got some packing tape and wrapped it all the way around the case. It was still light outside so I made up my mind to take this godforsaken disc back to the old man for some answers. I put my shoes back on and walked across the street, but to my surprised, his entire house was gone. It was just an empty grass lot and some stupid birds.

I went back home and sat on the couch. I didn't know what to do, I didn't even know what to think. I used to love thinking but I haven't done it in years, ever since the tragic accident where my friend Trudger thought too hard and a malevolent thoughtform slit his throat in the astral plane. He lived but he can't dream anymore and the only reason I was even hanging out with him was so he would dream up some strategies for my small business. So fuck him anyway.

I did some knife tricks for a couple hours but honestly I was getting really bored and understimulated, so I decided to give Chuzzle 3 another try. I cut the tape off with my wolf knife, plugged the computer back in, and put the disc in the tray. This time it started immediately and there was no Chuzzle on the title screen, just a shadow on the ground. I hit "Continue" and it went to a level where the board was really big, and all the Chuzzles were sad and shivering, and there were red glitched Chuzzles in a pattern that spelled out "HELL".

"What do you want from me?!," I yelled at the screen. All the Chuzzles shook and the glitched ones fell to the bottom of the board. The score meter went to 6,666,666. The normal Chuzzles still on the board started getting locked up one after the other. The lock sound was loud as hell. Every time it hit a Chuzzle it was like a gunshot through the speakers. And the scary music was still playing and it was even louder and scarier. Once all the Chuzzles were locked the whole screen went red and a line of Chuzzles that were all black except for their eyes appeared. As I looked at them, I realized with shock that they were my friends, Billy and Dennis and Gerd and Trudger, and my dad, and my other friends Yurt and Weevil who I didn't tell you about, and my twin brother Govrod, who died last year in a tragic accident where we were playing in the yard and I accidentally slit his throat with a machete. All of them were staring back at me with pure despair and hatred in their eyes. I started to feel sick. I couldn't say anything. A ninth Chuzzle slowly fell from the top of the screen... it was Me. I was crying uncontrollably. An ice cream truck drove by outside and I didn't even care.

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