#chunnam

PSA I didn’t not come up with this or create the creepy image above. The Ringer did. It’s too funny not to share.

William “Ironhead” Miller (Charlie Hunnam)

Personality Traits: Manipulative, emotionally fragile, chokes people in grocery stores, a good brother, extremely British but posing as American, counts “everything,” follows rules and orders, wistful.

Most Apt Screengrab:

Though all of the main characters in Triple Frontier are experiencing some level of PTSD, William Miller (which is also the name of the main character in Almost Famous, which I found distracting) seems to be affected in the most traditional sense. Without the strictures of army life, he’s lost. He’s volatile; he’s introspective; but most importantly, he’s acutely aware of his broken state. But it should also be noted that he may be the only truly honorable man in this group: At the end of the movie, he’s the one to suggest that all of the money go to Redfly’s family. No other guy had really considered being altruistic until they saw him do it.

Are You William Miller?

Are you a follower?

Would you, among your group of friends, be the first one to get shot?

Have you ever emerged from a blackout with your arms around someone’s neck in a Publix because they refused to move their cart?

Do you frequently get nostalgic, even for objectively bad times?

Are you, without a doubt, the best-looking member of your group?

Are you constantly keeping tabs on your bros’ belongings, making sure they don’t leave anything behind?

If you answered “yes” to more than 60 percent of these questions, I’m sorry, but you are William Miller.

There’s still time for Megan to change her mind. Remember when her and Zayn used to be a thing? She looked hella close to Charlie Hunnam too.