BIG BROTHER IS ALWAYS WATCHING

How close? Elaborate for us. You know how much we love to hear all the TMI-deets. 

I wonder if that was Cameron’s plan all along when he asked to be roomed with Noel. 

I think it’s about time someone told Tom and Cameron that their boys are still flirting up more than a storm. 

I wanna see something scandalous. C’mon, people. It’s not hard. Lili and Charles, maybe? Or Jade and Zayn. I want fire, spice and all things.. not-so-nice. A relationship that won’t just cause a stir, but a whole freaking earthquake. Also, what’s this Fast and Furious love bomb I keep seeing between Gal, Vin and Michelle? Can’t wait to see that explode.

I’m really into Gionna. Gorgeous, fun and a little flirt? Absolutely my cup of tea. It’s exciting to see some familiar faces returning though, especially Shelley. That girl sure knew how to weather a storm the last time she was here. I think there’s a little minx waiting to be unleashed in Sydney too. That entrance alone was a missed opportunity for so many people. I would’ve been all up on that if I was in the house with such a babe. 

I think it’s about time Jack and Camila made themselves official. They’re practically a boring, old married couple anyway. 

Who knows? The Zerrie split has me believing anything is possible. Maybe Emma will jilt Jon at the altar. Or maybe Jon will jilt Emma for Sophia. Those two crazy kids still seem awfully close for two people in committed relationships with others. I’m not convinced Nathalie and Jason will last either. They seem very flaky. If I had to put a solid bet down on anyone though, my final answer is gonna be Patrick and Dianna. How much longer can she seriously put up with his messy behaviour?

Who knew little Tom would prove to be such a heartbreaker? Maybe baby daddy number two can dry her tears. Get moving, Jensen. 

They’ve got quite a present too. I saw them sneaking off hand-in-hand at the wedding.

He’s a lawsuit waiting to happen. Could Patrick Flueger be our first Big Brother arrest?

I’m disappointed we didn’t see Zayn smooch anyone. Doesn’t he know the best way to get over someone is to get under another? Someone go flirt with him. Put a smile back on the boy’s face. 

There’s definite sparks between Superman and Wonderwoman, and if there isn’t? Then there should be. Those two look amazing together. Seemed like Pinnock was hella into her date too. Then again, her eyes weren’t the only pair batting in his direction. Let’s hope Johnson is good at juggling. What couples did you guys see forming in Bali? Whisper in my ear. I promise not to tell. 

Sasha didn’t sound too positive when she mentioned her husband. I wonder what the score is there.