#christfag

Jesus at the last supper

Hey guys Cannibal Johnson here to tell you all happy Halloween but don't eat too much candy sugar highs are SATANS window to the soul

well i guess i have to start reblogging porn if i want to fit in or make it big on tumblr so here you go 8==D 

I am so sick of all of these people hating on Christians don't you know that we are the minority only 70% of America is christian gosh we are such victims in this situation please stop hating on jesus or hes gonna fuck your shit with natural disasters

God is always watching you and judging so watch out Jesus's finger on the trigger BITCH

Zomg guys i just figured out thatm adventure time is an gay enableing liberal atheist satanist muslim show because in 1 ep jake teh human and finn teh dog go to HELLL!!!!1111ONEONE you heard right folks its a satan show just like totally spies dont let ur kis watch or they turn gay

I love the part of the bible is when Moses parts the purple sea and drinks molly water and then sees godjesus and is all leik "holly fucking shit its a talking bush on fire dat nigga pharaoh got me fucked up"  

Dear Jesus please violate my face