Rhea: *looks at me.*

Y/n: which is weird cause you’re usually mayonnaise in my dreams why do you think that is?

Y/n: *looks up at Rhea.*

"Oscar, do you know what tradition is?" "Is that one of those things where I have to leave the room when you talk about it?"

"Talk to the hand, girlfriend"

“N O T I C E M Y H A N D G O I N G I N T O Y O U R F A C E”

“Hold your horses” cut to Oscar holding two tiny horses under each arm

Trees “Cliffs are tall and if you fall from tall you go quiet forever”

“Oscar, if there's one thing mother's taught me, it's to sleep as much as you can. That way you don't have to face the horrible reality of what your life's become.”

  Ozpin @ Cinder: "NOW THE ANIMATORS ARE GONNA HAVE TO DRAW ALL THIS FIRE!”

“You see, Oscar, women have these things in their bodies called expectations”

Ozpin @ Cinder after Pyrrha’s death: “But WORST OF ALL: You made the viewers cry!”

“Get that camera out of my ffface”

“radda radda radda radda, radda radda radda, radda radda radda radda-” (no truer words have ever been spoken)

"Let's go to the next scene before I say something I'll regret"

“Now remember, we parked the car right next to this mime here” *points at Neo*

So that’s how it’s gonna be?? You give me no choice but to BUUUHRRRRIIINNG I T!!  *various nonsense karate noises*

“Pepper spray?? that sounds DELICIOUS!” *gets sprayed* “AHHH I WAS WRONG, I WAS HORRIBLY WRONGG1!!”