#chizhu

childe is golden retriever coded in the same way that golden retrievers were bred to be hunting dogs. baizhu will make an offhand comment about wondering if a whopperflower or regisvine could be dissected and used for medicinal purposes and the next day childe drags a whopperflower corpse up to bubu pharmacy or brings him a regisvine core. baizhu is impressed and also concerned because fym you just went out to get this monster for me. why.

childe learns that baizhu can’t travel to snezhnaya and therefore can’t meet his family. so he immediately heads back to morepesok and says “hey guys let’s go to liyue for a little while” and they’re all like. What. but eventually they roll out and head to liyue. and the first thing childe does is “trip” and break his nose. so they take him to bubu pharmacy and baizhu almost has a heart attack when he sees the entire ginger army pull up. gui’s soul leaves his body and he passes away. his family is staring at him like he’s crazy. childe is completely unbothered.