Galileo’s Guide to Harry Potter : Important Events Throughout the Years #TheYearsofPotterSeries Book 4 Pt. 1 Harry Potter and the Year..
-He has a nightmare where a bony baby speaks to his snake mother in Slither language and then kills an old man for no apparent reason.Â
-Psycho Wizards attack a sporting event, chaos ensues, Harry gets lost, scar starts hurting….the usual. -Someone conjures a scary skull snake monster in the sky and the entire Wizarding World loses its shit. - Teenagers are encouraged to partake in the original Hunger Games, Wizard edition. They sign up by putting their names in a giant cup of Flamie Magic.
-The young wizards are taught to defend themselves by the most paranoid batshit crazy wizard of all time. - One again, a lunatic roams around the school completely undetected by the staff for an entire year. - 2 new wizarding schools come to Hogwarts: Blue Fairies and Drumstrings. Blue Fairies travel by using floating carriages pulled by the daughters of Pegasus. Drumstrings ride in a Flying Dutchman which sinks underwater. - In the first task, Harry is forced to piss off the most angry dragon ever by stealing its Golden Egg. - The Egg is useless and screams like a mandrake, except when underwater where a mermaid gives Harry clues in a creepy water fish voice. - Merpeople try to punish Harry for saving his friends from the Black Lake during the 2nd task. - Krummie, the like, cutest seeker in the world, turns into a wereshark to save Hermione -Harry revisits Dumbledore's memories by falling into a bottomless cauldron
-The Triwizard Champions are then put into the scariest maze of all and forced to find their way to the Trophy of Glowiness. Flower loses who her mind and nearly gets strangled by vines while someone brainwashes BreadKrum. -Trophy turns out to be a portkey that sends Harry and his friend to the Garden of Death -Voldemort appears in his true form for the first time: a naked bony baby. -Wererat from the 3rd book, does a bunch of weird shit (including cut off his own hand) to create a potion that revives Voldie, the noseless wonder. -Harry finds out Voldie is back to kill him after 13 years of being salty and living like a slug
-Harry’s parents come back in ghostie form and attack Voldie and his psycho disciples. Somehow this gives Harry enough time to port back to Hogwarts. When Harry gets away, Voldie flips shit, realizing that his murder plot that took him 13 years to carry through had failed. The kids go back home for the summer, feeling depressed and traumatized.
