#chemespeedster

Fuck: Bruce Wayne, strictly for blackmail purposes.

Marry: Axel, only if I can get a divorce afterwards.

Do they have any “mating rituals”?

Sally might have to bring out a big neon sign tbh

Who is louder?

Sally meebeh

Who is more experimental?

Well Barts more curious of the two so I'm going to say Bart

Who takes more risks?

bart

Do they fuck or make love?

mmmmmmake love

Lights on or off?

offoffoff

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

Oh tricky, I'll say it's 50/50

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

I'm not sure! I know Sally wouldn't

Has either stolen the other’s underwear?

I know Barts taken his teammates clothes before but underwear I don't know if he'd risk taking her undies. probably yes

Who comes first?

bArtt?

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

I'm not sure! I don't see Bart taking his time with things so maybe Sally would be better. As for who prefers what, I think Sally prefers giving rather than receiving. 

Who is more submissive?

Ahhhhh Bart? He likes domineering ladies, doesn't he... I'm pretty sure, ye

Who usually initiates things?

Sallyyy. I think she would have to actually say something.

Who is more sensitive?

maybeee 50/50??

Who has the most patience?

Good luck, Sal

Which kinks do they share?

I'll always feel like he'd like femdom so-

What kinks do they have that clash?

//might b an allergic reaction

You are:

[x] A healer[] A sword fighter[x] A sorceror/sorceress[] A fist fighter[] An archer[] A damsel in distress[] Canon fodder

[x] speedster

In our adventures I would:

[x] Be the one to rescue you[xx] Be the one getting rescued[] Always offer to pay for our drink[] Often leave you behind[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream[] In our childhood[x] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night[x] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[] Yes[x] No[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[xx] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens![] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.[] I might help. Maybe.[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.[x] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.[x] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all![x] Grow old and adventure together.[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.[] Create a new kingdom all our own![xx] Discover new lands![x] Conquer new lands![] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[x] We are friends.

If we lived together we’d:[ ] Argue[ ] Get it on once in a while[ ] Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast[ x ] Watch movies late at night[ ] Prank Call People[ ] Pranks each other[ ] Cuddle[ x ] Party[ ] We’d Never Live In The Same House[ x ] Shop[ xx ] Play games[ ] Read bedtime stories[ x ] Cook whatever we felt like eating together[ ] Get on each other’s nerves[ ] Who are you

About you:[ ] I love you.[ ] I’ve liked you before.[x ] I like you now. You're okay, I mean. You're nice, yeah.[ ] You’re cute[ ] need to talk more.[ ] need to chill.[ ] I’d makeout with you.[ ] I wanted to kiss you before.[ ] I’d slap you.[ ] I’m happy to have you in my life.[ ] I don’t know you .[ ] Ex.[ ] Let’s try again[ ] I miss you[ ] We’re good friends[ ] we’ve kissed before

Would I Date You?[] Yes ✔[] No ✘[ x ] Maybe??[] You deserve better[] I don’t know

"Sweeeeeeet. By the way have you seen Wally? He doesn’t have a facebook and that forces me to get updates on his life in person."

//You butt.

5. How is your relationship with your ex?

Rather good. We still joke around like old times.

15. Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?

Hm. I’ve never actually thought of that before.

25. Do you believe love can conquer all things?

Thad burst out laughing after reading the question. Through gasps of breath and laughter he answers, “Of course not!” before going through another fit of laughter.

35:Could you be in a relationship without sex?

Probably.

45. Could you imagine dating one of your current friends?

Maybe.

50. If you’re single, why do you think you are?

Commitment and trust issues.

51. Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

52. Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

No. You’d have to be insane to ask me for relationship advice.

53. Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

No, I’ve got better things to do than be jealous of idiotic lovebirds.

54. How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

Not very.

55. Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

No.

56.Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?

 ”I left her because Deathstroke advised me to.t” He muttered to himself feeling a bit shameful.

57.Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

Suicide isn’t silly.

58. Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?

In my last relationship, we were rather equal.

//I don’t know therefore he doesn’t either.

59.Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

No, I don’t believe I have.

65. Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?