WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #5
-NEW KID⢠WAS NOT READY FOR THE URGENCY OF LOVELY LESBIAN LADYâ˘âS WARD HE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE ME DURING BOXING DAY SALES -YES ZOSIA FUK HIM UP LET HIM SEE REAL DISTAIN -HANSSEN AVOIDING MOâS HUSBANDâS (??) MOTHER IS ME TRYING TO AVOID ALL RESPONSIBILITY -WHO IS THIS WOMAN TURNING UP WITH A FUKING LOBSTER -NEW KID⢠IS PROBABLY AS USEFUL AS A BABYSITTER AS HE IS A TRAUMA SURGEON -âI KNOW U WANT TO GO AT A MORE LEISURELY PACE AT YOUR AGEâ IMAO LLL⢠LOW KEY CUSSING OUT RIC FOR TRYIN TO TAKE OVER THE WARD LAST WEEK -âYOUâRE ON HER TURFâ RIC KNOWS HIS PLACE NOW UR ON THE LESBIANSâ WARD BOI DONâT TRY IT -SO IMAGINE ZOSIA AND CHEEKBONES⢠HATCHING A SECRET PLAN AGAINST THE OTHER WARDS SO THEY CAN WIN WHATEVER PRIZE THERE IS IâM SO GAY #CHEEKBONEZ -HANSSEN LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE IâM DYING -NEW KID⢠STOP FUKING AROUND AND LISTEN TO THE GODDESS OF THE WARD -âDONâT TELL MUMâ LLL⢠AND SERENA ARE SO THE MUMâS OF THE WARD AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT -LITERALLY EVERYONE IS TELLING HIM TO LISTEN TO LLL⢠BUT HEâS LIKE âNAH YE KNOW WHAT I KNOW BETTER THAN A LITERAL GODDESS FUK U GUYSâ -MORVEN LOOKS SO PLEASED WITH HERSELF WHEN NEW KID⢠GETS IT WRONG -SHIT NEW KID⢠IS GONNA GET SCHOOLED BY LLL⢠-MOâS HUSBANDâS MUM MAKING SLY COMMENTS ABOUT THEM NOT TRUSTING HER IS ME -MO IS TOTALLY TRYING TO SET HER UP WITH HANSSEN -âI HAVE TWO TEENAGE KIDSâ UM LLL⢠ARE U FORGETTING THE REST OF WARD I THINK THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 KIDS -âSNITCHâ NEW KID⢠AND RIC ARE NOW LLLâ˘âS CHILDREN - âI DONâT LIKE THE NEW GUYâ BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF EVERYONEâS THOUGHTS ABOUT NEW KID⢠SO FAR IN THIS EPISODE -IMAGINE LLL⢠AND CHEEKBONES⢠SITTING DOWN AND ACTUALLY FORGING A PLAN TO MAKE NEW KID⢠GO BACK TO DARWIN AND SERENA JUST SITTING IN A DECKCHAIR NEXT TO THEM CACKLING AND DRINKING SHIRAZ -NEW KID⢠IS NOW CUSSING HANSSEN âS MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES I MEAN WOW -MO IS SO TRYING TO MATCHMAKE HER HUSBANDâS MUM AND HANSSEN -IS FLORAL GUY⢠FLIRTING WITH THAT WOMAN SHIT THIS IS WEIRD -âWHAT U DOINGâ âSTABBING UR MUM MATEâ âU WHAT MATEâ -WHY IS MOâS HUSBANDâS FACE SO EXPRESSIVE -BUT HANSSEN IS SUCH A WEIRDO BUT I LOVE HIM OKAY HE GIVES THESE INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES OUT LIKE THEY ARE AIR -ME DURING THE BABY GETTING TAKEN OUT: âEW WHATâS THATâ âOH ITâS A BABYâ âEW ITS A BABYâ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND OTHERS WELCOME TO MY VIEWS ON CHILDREN -âA GAME FROM EVERYONEâ AYE SHITE MO IâVE BEEN ON MY Z GAME JUST DOING SURGERY LIKE ITâS THAT GAME OPERATION -THAT FACE ITALIAN GUY⢠PULLED WHEN HE SAW HANSSEN OMG EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GET MOâS HUSBANDâS MUM SOME D -OH THEY TOUCHED THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY STRAIGHT SHIPS I SHIP #HANSMUM -APOLOGISING IS THE FIRST GOOD THING NEW KID⢠HAS DONE TODAY -OH SHIT U GOT PRANKED BY LLL⢠BRO -SERENA AND LLL⢠AND CHEEKBONES⢠TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THE PLAN GUYS -WHEN LLL⢠LEFT I SWEAR I SAW NEW KID⢠GO âHEHE YEAH BOIIIIIâ -âTIME FOR A NEW MAN IâM MY LIFEâ SOMEONE GONNA GET SOME D 2NITEEE #HANSMUM -SHOTS WITH THE AAU CREW IMAGINE -OMG OMG OMG THE MUM OH OH THERE ARE TEARS THE POOR LIKKLE BABE -WE LOVE U SERENA BABE COME 2 US EVEN IF ITâS JUST A 2 SECOND APPEARANCE I WILL SUMMON U WITH MY MAGIC LAMP
