How many types of cheese can I put on a grilled cheese before it goes wrong

I was cursed with a very particular taste in men; Tired, overworked, with a hint of a quirky accent and introverted.. the problem is they're all probably hiding in their little rat holes and I have no idea how to lure them out!!

People who put things like toffee and chocolate in cheese are not going to heaven

C: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? O: Not -today-, sir, no.

had a weird but good dream where i went grocery shopping with taylor...

I understand that people get hungry after work. And it's ok to have a snack on the train. But if you're gonna eat a full meal (and something that smells really strong + put a water bottle practically on my lap) there should be an eject button that launches you back up on the street where you can sit on a park bench because it's a long commute and I can't deal with this kind of proximity right now

This buffalo chicken wrap is kinda disgusting...