Dex: I’m soo straight omg I’m not even remotely into males Nursey: * trips and falls into a lake * Dex:
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Dex: I’m soo straight omg I’m not even remotely into males Nursey: * trips and falls into a lake * Dex:

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I love how fanfic has made it seem like pwoops weren’t only mentioned like twice in cannon lmao
@checkplz replied to your post “au where Jack and Troy are brothers”
Hey I love this and I’m glad they enabled you
Thank you rain!!
ЧЕРНИКА! ЧЕР-НИ-КА!!
Oh ok so....RIP Me

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Oh my goodness Jack
You fuckin dork I love you
All hail the rock lord
How I feel about the rest of the updates:
@twentyseven91 Ok here is the rest of #29 because tumblr is being a SPOTTED DICK seriously did they just roll out the new update without beta'ing it first LIKE WTAF STAFF?
29-one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart >:< Ok they have to be so cautious and they can only kiss and love on each other and touch each other behind closed doors BUT JACK LOVES TO TOUCH BITTY AND HE WANTS TO SHOUT OUT TO THE WHOLE WORLD THAT HE FOUND SOMEONE HE TRULY LOVES BECAUSE THERE WAS A WHILE THERE WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER FIND LOVE THIS TRUE BUT HE CAN’T TELL ANYONE HOW HAPPY HE IS AND HE’S BEEN FORCED TO LIE TO PROTECT OTHER PEOPLE’S FEELINGS AND HE’S SICK AND TIRED OF IT AND IT’S HURTING BITTY AND HE JUST WISHES HE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT THIS SO HE COULD SEE BITTY SMILE AND LAUGH MORE INSTEAD OF BEING WORRIED ALL THE TIME LIKE HE’S ALIENATED AND WALKING ON EGGSHELLS AROUND EVERYONE HE KNOWS SERIOUSLY THIS IS HURTING JACK JUST AS MUCH AS HE IMAGINES IT’S HURTING BITTY AND THANK YOU NOW I’M SAD EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CRY IN MY TRASHCAN GOODBYE NOW