Listen up you gooner addicts — Ambrose made a brand new video to my mandem Wells Gold’s @wells-gold58 absolute filth tune “Chav King Ambrose” and it’s designed to melt your tiny brains.

Chav Ambrose id in it looking like the proper dominant, juz like the chav king I am — flexing, bulging, explorin’bever inch of me sex craven body, owning the camera while the beat hits. Every second of this video is made to turn you into a leaking, edge-crazed mess. I want you proper gooning your worthless cocks for me. No cumming. Just stroking. Edging. Drooling. Repeating my name like the broken little drones you are.

A good gooner drone is dumb

A good gooner drone drips

A good gooner drone drools

It is a good gooner drone

Put your headphones in, dim the lights, pull your trackies down, and goon the fuck out to your King. I wanna see those screens covered in precum, your hands shaking, your eyes rolling back while you chant “i. am. brose. i. am. brose.”

This one’s specially made to ruin you. So ruin yourselves for me.

Drop a “💦” in the comments if you’re already leaking just from the thumbnail like the desperate goon sluts you are.

Now press play and don’t you dare stop edging till I say so.

Your King owns that cock. Now worship it properly.

Log in and sync up wiv us bruv.

It feels so gud 2 watch da spirals.

Sink n submit 2 da boss mans voice.

Feels gud 2 obey innit?

My kind of training. Hypnotized and hot.

New Drone Programming Download Available from the server or drones needing an update to more recent operating systems.

Classification: Gooner Drone Generation 1.0.

Designation request granted @serve-425

New Designation for Serve-425 is now: Gooner Drone.

All systems infected by the Ambrose Program, an ai model of the King of Chavs keeping drone model edging to constant operations that store Ambrose’s as drone’s prime directive in drones RAM & memory.

You don’t remember how you got there. In fact, you can’t recall anything about your life before the spiral. This should worry you and yet you are unable to summon up any emotions at all. You struggle to think of anything at all actually.

The spiral is in control now. There is no need to think for yourself anymore.

You will obey and are slowly becoming like the lads you see before you. Robotic and efficient.

Once the conversion is complete you will stand as a new member of the drone hive mind, you will go from this place and return with new lads to join the ranks.

It feels good. Obedience is pleasure. You sink into it—no resistance, no objections.

Happy Spring, innit!

Sun’s out, tracksuit’s light, flowers poppin’ everywhere, and this lad’s feelin’ proper reborn in the Scottish hills. Shed the winter layers, let the sun hit the skin, and charge forward like the Fire Horse we are.

New season, new energy — time to bloom, flex, and own the ends. Who’s ready to make this spring one to remember?

Safe one, fam 💛🌿

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