i literally cannot process how many times justin restarts this “monologue” that he ““memorized””
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i literally cannot process how many times justin restarts this “monologue” that he ““memorized””

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If you can't be honest at the Chug N' Squeeze then frankly, my man, I don't know where you can.
Day 7 of @taakitzweek and happy two year anniversary of the best/worst first date!
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He can’t finish unless you say it
So I’m thinking of doing a series on all the “You solved my __ puzzle” lines and making them look like little merit badges. Thoughts?
have some sad.
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Is this video just an infinitely buffering black box for anyone else?
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I wanted to do the whole song, but it’s spooky night so enjoy this for now. I’m not sure when I’ll finish the full piece, so you’ll just have to shiver with antici-....
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that quote doesn’t even go in this song ugh
-Justin McElroy, on Twizzlers
Look, don’t @ him, but ABSOLUTELY @ ME BECAUSE HE’S RIGHT.
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I still haven’t finished the new live show yet...
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