Funniest quotes in volume 10
The bulk of this is gonna come from Calasin and Isaac, both of whom gained a ton of dimension this volume and really came to life.
(After Calasin gets invites Rieze to dinner and gets rejected)
“I’m telling you, Taro, that conversation was business lubricant.”
“Yeah, and that’s why she was so smooth when she turned you down.”
(Calasin, to Isaac) “If you slash me in two, I’ll split down the middle and talk at you from both sides in surround sound.”
“I thought you were eight parts gorilla and two parts human, Isaac.”
“And in reality, I’m...?”
“No comment.”
(After everyone falls silent after Shiroe reads Roe2′s letter)
Akatsuki’s round eyes looked up at him blankly. All he could sense from her was an aura of trust. She’s not thinking anything, Shiroe thought, feeling just a little relieved.
(Akatsuki, after Naotsugu's summary of the letter) “Whoa, I understood that! You’re really smart... Even if you are Naotsugu.”
(Why Isaac was displeased with the statement that “we” Adventurers were changing Maihama)
But even if that was understandable, the [1/6 Figure - Princess Rayneshia (Outing Version)] and the [1/6 Figure - Princess Raynesia (Winter Rose Version)] were clearly the fault of Calasin’s Shopping District 8.
Isaac wanted no part in that “we.” It was “you.”
(Isaac, about going home) Thinking about what would happen if they returned now, or what he’d do after he got back, was counting his chickens before they whatevered.
(Isaac, thinking about Calasin’s job at an ad agency) To be honest, he didn’t know anything about ad agencies or PowerPoint, whatever that was[...]
(Isaac to Iselus, who is a whole 8 years old, with Calasin and Lezarick responding)
“What’re you, a kid?”
“Erm, yes, actually, he is a kid.”
“That’s indeed a child.”
(Sergiad, about his granddaughter Risselthea)
“It’s deplorable; I don’t know who she took after.”
Probably her granddad, Isaac muttered silently to himself.
(Iselus to Raynesia, about Isaac)
“It’s all right. Isaac the Young doesn’t wear glasses.”
“I’m so sorry I’m not a four-eyes.”
(Isaac, about the Foxtail assassins) Only idiots purposefully grew fox ears.
(Isaac about his own guild, it’s honestly all funny but here’s one of his descriptions) When he’d seen them putting together a plan to all chip in money and buy princess figures as a group, he’d wondered whether they’d soared past “dumb” and achieved “crazy.”
(Kanami, after saying a whole bunch of “hello”s in various languages) “Other than that... um... ‘Me eat you whole’?”
(Kanami, as she destroys the machine) “Whoa...oh...acting up...rgh... Punch it, kick it... Argh! Tiger Echo...”
