#charactermaxxing

uh something something kammy and her grandkids

jr thinks shes weird and smells like old people. both of these are true. she thinks jrs the cutest little thing to ragebait. pinches his chubby baby cheeks and says hes so cute she could just eat him. snaps her teeth. this is not a compliment this is a threat. she thinks its funny to freak him out. hes not scared of her. he just thinks shes. weird. take your meds, grams. he learned how to backtalk to kamek from her. its funny to teach children to ragebait kamek. kamek thinks shes immature. jr is equally amused. his grandmas weird but he likes her. she gives him old people candy from her pockets when nobodys looking. and jrs a little chud so hes happy to accept weird old people candy. the strawberry ones are his favourite.

larrys a little scared of her. just a tad. maybe a lot. she stares at him the way hares do. kammy could speak backwards. he is petrified of this woman. she pinches his cheeks a little too hard. she always looks at him like she knows all his secrets. probably because she does. she thinks its funny to stress him out by Implying she knows things. make that tween sweat your honour. she'd call larry a DORK. will absolutely laugh at him when he does something embarrassing. no comfort. youre a LOSER. shes so eda clawthorne to me. wendie malick a baller. she sends larry cryptic texts. its funny. amuses her to freak this dude out. kammy please hes so stressed. that mr boss scene where he can see charlie on steam? kammy and larry but its his vape.

morty is kammys favourite. she will tell everyone hes her favourite. hes a good kid and she thinks hes adorable. morty is not scared of kammy, he loves his grams. hes her boy. and the only one of the gang that likes oatmeal raisin cookies. morty hangs out with kammy the most, theyll watch soap operas together and bake cookies. only nasty flavours though. old person activities. she taught him how to knit <3 they make each other sweaters. mortys a werthers original connoisseur and she always has some in her pocket for him. her favourite grandkid <3 by a fucking LANDSLIDE fuck the rest of yall. very fond of morty. hes a sweetheart and it melts her cold dead heart a little. she calls him boring. affectionately. he doesnt mind.

wendy learned all her diva-ness from kammy. she thinks kammys sooo fierce shes so jealous of her. she loves hearing kammys stories about being a dyke queen back in the day, shes so gagged by all the insane shit kammys willing to tell her. this woman gives no fucks shes happy to tell her teenage grandkids absolutely fuckin anything. they watch so much drag race together and talk mad shit about their siblings. fuck kamek and fuck roy. jackasses that have NO fun. they have fun together, she gossips SO much with kammy. i love these divas kammy knows ALL the lore about all the people wendy doesnt like from school. they love talking smack its a peak activity, the most bonding in the castle takes place over talking shit.

kammy thinks iggys a freak and weirdo and. this is true. hes like a bug to her. this dude a freakazoid. they dont spend much time together because iggy lives in his lab and kammy does not know WHAT to do with this weird little fucker. she likes making fun of him. affectionately. its easy, hes an easy target and he has the self esteem to not take it too hard. her weird grandson is such a specimen and she has a soft spot for this eldritch horror crammed in the body of a teenage boy. she makes fun of him and he thinks its funny, yeah yeah whatever he'll brush his hair later you hag. they take smoke breaks together and talk smack about bowser and she chastises him for. also smoking. hypocrite. they get along well. she feels a lil bad for him.

kammy thinks roys weirder than iggy. can you fucking chill out for once. she likes to point and laugh and ragebait roy. will tell him to get a grip. shes not scared of her gay ass grandson and she knowsssss it hurts his ego more than anything to be laughed at. get clocked gay ahh. she lives to challenge roy, its fun for her to butt heads with this asshole and absolutely stump him for what to say. she cackles every time she gets him to storm off because he cant think of a counter. get him kammy get him. they bond on one front and that is making fun of ludwig. thats hilarious for them. fuck that guy. she hopes her ragebait will someday get him to change his fuckass ways. it. doesnt really work. but it makes him Think.

lemmys cute, she thinks hes cute. cute and too sanitised. she knows what you do in your free time you slimeball. she tries to goad him into dropping the walking smiley face pim ahh character. shes pretty damn good at it, shes one of the few people in the castle that have actually seen his drag. shes at the shows. DO A DIP. she reads him to FILTH. gags that little fucker. gooped and gagged. she likes this guy when hes being authentic, the happy go lucky lemmy character he plays up grates on her. be genuine, asshole. she likes it when he sasses her or says something mean or acts like the damn adult he is. she tries to encourage him to be himself for himself. not this weird cartoon character. hes so squim.

she thinks ludwig has a stick up his ass and its fun to piss him off. he reminds her SO much of kamek. hes so prudish. get a life ludwig. she makes crude jokes at him until hes so annoyed he leaves. ragebait runs in the family. hes so stuck up and shes childish. get fucked, prude. hes so kamek and kamek is her favourite person to piss off. kamek and ludwig are having afternoon tea and all of a sudden they here this AGITATING GRATING VOICE. its kammy. its always kammy. she loves being bothersome. she thinks ludwigs funny, has the potential to be funnier if hed get his head out of his ass and relax for once. she spends a lot of time with the guy.

i love kammy. sleazy old women <3 my beloved <3 kammy you have my entire heart you scumbag <3

can you tell im mad at myself rn. i bought a ludwig plushie on ebay and forgot to change my address and ts pmo tis a whole thing. i want to cancel and. repurchase. mississouppi learn to fucking read challenge. anyway. i feel very maternal over bowser jr rn. i saw the chunkiest plushie of him and FUCK hes so CUTE.

I want to start a new trend—feel free to join in. First of all, the term “Charactermaxxing” wasn’t coined by me, but by Marie Joan. She used it in her (German-language) YouTube video “BEAUTIFUL, MORE BEAUTIFUL, INCEL – The Looksmaxxing Cult”

What does that mean? Instead of obsessively (and often with unattainable goals) focusing on your own appearance, as the Looksmaxxers do, it would be much better to work on your character.

Because, to quote Marie Joan from her video: “What good is a good-looking person if their character sucks?” In other words: For a serious, long-term relationship, good looks alone aren’t enough in most cases; instead, relationship-friendly character traits are also required.

How can you practice Charactermaxxing?

Here are a few ideas:

Work on your social skills. This includes open and honest communication.

Be emotionally available. Yes, that also means talking about your own feelings. Which, unfortunately, is something many men have never learned. But you can work on that. You can also do this together with male friends or male family members.

Engage with feminism to understand the struggles of women and queer people.

Call out sexism from family members, friends, or colleagues instead of staying silent.

Share care-work and mental load. And don't expect praise from your partner for this; sharing this work is a bare minimum.

Work on your empathy. You can do this, for example, by reading fiction or watching movies/series and putting yourself in the characters’ shoes. Here’s a tip: Consume stories by women and queer people, with queer and/or female protagonists—this will open up perspectives for you that may be completely unfamiliar to you so far.

And, as you might have guessed: All of this is also very helpful in relationships. By the way: Charactermaxxing is possible regardless of your financial means, social status, or other circumstances.

Further reading I have written a blog post with some relationship advice: "Dear Straights, Queer your Relationships"