════ Patrick Jane x Fem!Reader
Nsfw Alphabet.
I saw this concept everywhere around tumbrl and I couldn’t find a single Patrick Jane one. So i guess its time to give this beautiful man some justice!
— This is only my interpretation of the character. Feel free to tell me what would you change in the comments! I’d appreciate everything.
— Minors DNI.
A – Aftercare
Patrick is big on aftercare. No matter what was happening a moment ago, he will ask you if everything alright and if you need anything. He’d accept whatever you want to do after. He would hold you close and run his hand up and down your bare back, he would help you clean up and dress up if you want to. He would kiss your face and shoulders, thanking you quietly between pecks.
B – Favorite body part (his and yours)
His favorite body part on him are his eyes, obviously. He uses them for doing most of his work — get’s people to get lost in them. He loves seeing how you get lost in them too, captivated. On you? He loves your lips. He could stare at them for hours if he could. He adores watching them part when he says something a bit too personal about you two in public.
C – Cum
He doesn’t like making a mess, so he would prefer to cum inside of you or somewhere where it would be easier to clean up. He secretly wants to do it mostly on your stomach or chest, because the sight of your body covered in him makes his ego spike even more than it already is. But he always helps to clean up anyway.
D – Dirty secret
He fantasizes about you for the most of his day. When everyone thinks he is just relaxing with music in his headphones, on his worn out couch, he would think about the ways you’d touch him if you were there. This happens ESPECIALLY after you two have a long, steamy night together the previous night. He also sprays your perfume on his sleeve to be able to smell you during those moments. Where everyone see his hand thrown over his head as he sleeps, all he can smell is just you. He gets irrationally hard because of it.
E – Experience
Patrick is not a god of sex, he’s not an expert. He still learns what you like and what you don’t like, and he is open for suggestions. But he definitely knows how to satisfy a woman just enough to make her squirm all night long. He knows the right places, where to rub and where to suck. He hadn’t been with many women in his life, but he understands them better than most. He’d take you to heights you’re never been on.
F – Favorite position
Everything that involves him seeing your face. He analyzes every micro expression you make and takes note of everything that makes you moan. But to be completely honest? He is a sucker when you’re on top. Him sitting back against the headrest with you moving on his lap? He loves it. He loves seeing you make yourself feel good on him.
G – Goofy (humor during sex)
He is not particularly goofy during sex. I mean yes, he would crack a joke or two sometimes or laugh at a funny sound or motion, but otherwise he is completely focused on you. He adores when you laugh at his ‚stupid faces’ though.
H – Hair
He is not completely bare down there, but he keeps it under control. He is mostly trimmed and kept together, but he made sure what you’re comfortable with and just keeps it that way. Though, he does keep a happy trail leading from his stomach down to his cock. His blonde hair are not very visible but if you’re close enough, you’ll definitely see it ;)
I – Intimacy
He doesn’t get the idea of one night stands and no strings attached. To him sex is something vulnerable and intimate, so he sees emotional and physical intimacy as something he is all in for. He would look at you as if you’re the last woman in the whole world, even outside of sex. He likes to shower you with praises and compliments, his hands running all over your body. He would never want to make you feel used or uncomfortable after sex with him.
J – Jack off
He doesn’t do it often, he is not that kind of guy. But when he does, he doesn’t make a big deal out of it. He mainly does it when you’re not able to do anything because of work for several days at the time, and he still sees you walking around the house in those little shorts you like to wear. He would sneak to the bathroom and do it in the shower most of the time. And he would always be thinking of your hand being there instead of his.
K – Kinks
He is all in for being blindfolded. The thought of not seeing you and only feeling you turns him on beyond comprehension. He lets himself get more into your touch that way. He would never admit that but he fantasizes about you riding his face quite often — but feels too shy to mention it. He loves feeling your thighs around his head, and the sounds you make when you finish in his mouth.
L – Location
He doesn’t like to be obnoxious with it, so he prefers private rooms and beds. He likes seeing your body on top of soft sheets, your body sinking into the plush. He’d do it everywhere where you have privacy and at least one bed to spare. But when he’s extra horny? He would never say no to shower sex. Having you pressed against the glass with hot water dripping down your skin? Yeah, he’d never deny this.
M – Motivation
He doesn’t need motivation. You’re his motivation as a whole. Weather you’re at work and he sees you in all your authority with a badge strapped to your leather belt, if you’re in yesterday’s clothes and messy hair, just out of the bath with a towel around you, in lingerie with red lipstick on or just peacefully reading a book on the couch? He’s in for it. You get him going like nothing else in the world.
N – NO
He is absolutely against borderline violent sex. Choking, slapping, degrading? Yeah, not his cup of tea at all. He tried spanking once, and that could maybe pass somehow. But anything besides that? A big no no. He doesn’t want to hurt you in any way. He would do things only if you really want him to, but he would deny anything abusive. He just never sees himself doing something bad to someone he loves and it instantly turns him off.
O – Oral
He prefers to give more than recieve. He is a munch in all his glory. He adores seeing you between his legs, looking up at him with your mouth full of him, but he is much more keen on eating you out. He could do it all night if you let him. And besides that? He is great at it. He could make you squirm around and whine. And oh, he’s not letting you go after one orgasm. He wants more and more.
P – Peace
He likes to keep things slow when you have time for it. He’d praise you with every thrust of his hips and every moan spilling out of your mouth, he would kiss your body up and down and trace you with his lips all night long. He likes to prolong the pleasure or go multiple times in one night. He’s never in a rush, even when you beg him to go faster, he wouldn’t. He would tease and enjoy himself with looking at you, all desperate and needy beneath him.
Q – Quickie
He is not a fan, but when it’s necessary he doesn’t complain. He doesn’t like hurried sex, but when it comes to sex in the morning before work he knows it’s necessary to keep things quick. During it he constantly promises you’ll go slower when they are back home in the evening, he is desperate and needy during those. Also faster, like, significantly.
R – Risk
He hates risk. He wants this intimacy to be private. He never starts anything in public, even though he thinks about it quite often. He’s rather not worry about anything else than getting you to cum on him. So he prefers closed spaces where you can lock the door and where nobody would walk in or interrupt.
S – Stamina
He’s surprisingly eager in bed and can go for a long time. Yeah, he might be a little older than a prime man, but gosh he does keep his stamina quite alright. He doesn’t force it on you, but he is open to multiple rounds only if you want to.
T – Toys
He is keen on vibrators. He likes to use them on you just because he knows they bring you even more pleasure than just his cock when you fuck. His pride is not wounded by those in any way. But he won’t fight if you want to try it on him as well, but this will just lead with his thighs shaking and his breath getting sharp, just for him to deny he liked it later.
U – Unfair (teasing)
Oh when I tell you this man teases like a motherfucker in bed. He would make this small comments about how you’re keeping back yourself from him, and he will for sure deny you orgasm if you do it. He wants to see you. All of you. He reads you and teases you as long as he possibly can, because he knows he is just making you wetter. But as soon as you beg? He breaks.
V – Volume
He is not very a moaner, but he does start to whimper after one or two rounds. He mostly grunts and praises, sometimes a moan is possible to slip out when he is particularly enjoying himself. He isn’t as vocal as you’d want him to be, but his voice when he’s talking during sex? Pure porn.
W – Wildcard
He goes wild when you call him Mr. Jane. It seems small and irrelevant but it gets him going like nothing else. But only when it comes from your mouth, especially when you’re half naked on him or already impaled on his dick. He loves when you tease him enough, and when you also sprinkle that bit of implying that he is the authority here? He’s gone. Absolutely and utterly gone. And that’s how you know you won’t be getting out of this bed in HOURS.
X – X ray
He is not small but he’s also not enormous. He is definitely above average though. Thick and with a plump, dark pink head. But his ability to use it definitely overplays even the size. He doesn’t brag about it much, he only does when you purposely stroke his ego and you might get a „you feel so good on my big cock, baby-„ once in a while.
Y – Yearning
Oh he is a big yearner. He treats you like a goddess in bed, doing everything you tell him to. Even though sometimes he appear authoritarian and he is definitely getting off to the thought of being it, he is like an obedient puppy when you get him horny enough. He would speak how much he loves you and how beautiful you are all throughout the sex. He is just all over you.
Z – Zzz
He doesn’t fall asleep unless he knows you’re fully comfortable and satisfied. He keeps you close and talks to you until you fall asleep against his chest. Only then he finally rests his eyes and falls asleep.
— I really hope this is good and everyone likes it. But if it flops again i’m taking a break for a bit ;( I love u guys!!
