#chaoticships

John: Bob, if you’re gonna confess something, just say it. Bob: …Okay. John: Bob: I stole your protein bars. John: THAT’S your confession?! Bob: And also I might be in love with you but the protein bars felt more urgent. John: YOU— WHAT— Bucky: walking by The bars were more urgent?? Yelena: Priorities. Bob: He gets scary when he’s hungry. John: YOU’RE TELLING EVERYONE I’M SCARY?? Bob: …You literally threatened the vending machine yesterday— John: IT ATE MY DOLLAR. Yelena: god I love this soap opera.