#chaosshipping

Polyninja but make it even more chaotic—and violent.

who is more likely to fall asleep on the couch - Sean, and he does so fast. Marik never sleeps properly on the couch.

who makes meals and who is more likely to hoard take-out menus - neither of them can cook proper. Seb & Arthur send them meal packages. Take-out menus it IS!

who gives nicknames - I think Sean :o

favorite non-sexual activity - enjoying nature, mainly because Marik gets excited at all the new things he hasn’t seen and Sean beams seeing him like that.

who leaves notes for the other to find - Marik. And not just notes (I MEAN HE LEFT HIS RINGS BEHIND!)

who crosses the street to pet a cute dog cat - Marik. Marik. Marik. All the cats. They climb on his shoulders. There’s cat hair on Marik’s clothes at any given time. New clothes fresh out off the washing machine? 20 minutes later there’s cat hair on it.

who takes notes on the other’s favorite foods and makes sure the fridge is stocked - Sean. First he’s curious because he never had Egyptian food and he’s really curious. He asks Seb & Arthur if they can replicate the recipes to he can surprise Marik with it.

who initiates sex most of the time - Sean...

who apologizes first after a fight - also Sean.

who is more protective - I’m not sure... maybe it’s Sean out loud, but Marik through the actions.

Gives nose/forehead kisses: sean starts doing it uwu tiny kisses between marik's brows going either up to his forehead or to the tip of his nose and at some point marik picked up the habit too

Gets jealous the most: im just gonna skip this stupid question for them

Takes care of on sick days: ahhhhh marik gets sick a lot!!!! sean freaked the first time he did while visiting him and calls Arthur and Sebastian over. "chill, it's just a flu. get him some soup and tea" flus are violent on him

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: theyre both equally wild about swimming, tho marik probably had to learn it first

Brings the other lunch at work: hhh marik

Tries to start role-playing in bed: ahaha sean. It didn't go well. Marik doesn't stop laughing.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Sean....

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Marik, even though he has crappy ideas

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Marik doesn't celebrate it and the topic isn't brought up again

Makes the other eat breakfast: Sean likes to skip and marik can B very convincing and stubborn

Remembers anniversaries: BOTH do, both try to go for a surprise and it ends in chaos

Brings up having kids first: babies r scary

Kills the bugs: Marik lets them be, but Sean's cat isn't as merciful.

First to define them as a couple: Sean uwu marik is a mess when he first does

Who hides their guilty pleasures longer: sean. Gotta look cool for marik. It doesn't hold for long tho

OH! Of course! my descent into Herokath madness was started with a playlist.

The Quintessential Song is "To My Enemies" by saint motel. I also quite like Dyad by "jamie page". "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls is a good one, "Tongues and Teeth" is a song that is very fitting of both Magius and Drakath. "If I Were A Weapon" fits PERFECTLY with chaosshipping nonsense

@cosmicseapop YOU COME INRO MY HOUSE!?!!??!??!?!??!?! Anyways you are correct have Magius insane moments.