Changbin doing the 'I can't pay for bills this month' trend.
You were sitting on the couch, feet thrown over his lap, both on your phones, unwinding after along day.
"Binnie?" You click your camera on.
He hummed, glancing up, then back down to his phone. "What's up?"
"I don't think I can pay for the bills this month."
He sets his phone down. "What?"
"I can't swing paying them this month."
He laughs, short and disbeliving. "You're being serious?"
When you nod he laughs again. "Baby. Honey. Sweetie." He squeezes your leg with every endearment. "You don't pay bills."
You blink, mock innocence in your eyes. "Oh."
"What do you mean, 'oh'? You've never had to pay for anything yourself. Especially the bills. I'm the man in this relationship, last I checked. So unless you grow a dick overnight, it's gonna stay that way." Then he's picking his phone back up, moving on.
Or so you thought, turns out he was laughing at you on the group chat with his friends.