#cf tag

I’ve cf and I’ve also the sweetest bf. We went to the glucose test, and I already have a horrible panic-attack level fear of needles. So.. yay. /sarc but, again, I have the best bf ever. I had just recently started watching Castlevania at this point and was hopelessly falling for Alucard. So my boyfriend told me, before we got back in the room, “you’re nor getting poked with needles today”

and I looked at him all confused like, “what.” He then continues to tell me, “you’re just meeting up with Adrian. He’s really hungry. So, he’s going to wash your skin off (antiseptic wipe), blow on it (cold spray), and then bite you and feed from you (blood draw).”

and, at this point, I was already like “fuck. I’m dating a genius!” He then finished his little story and told me, “then, after all that, you’ll eat the food he made for you (glucose drink thing). He’s not really a good cook, so it *will* taste bad and you will have to pretend it doesn’t, because if you complain about his cooking, he’ll get sad. Do you wanna make him sad?”

and I shook my head, obviously. So, once in the room, he repeated every little step in my ear while the nurse is doing the step. Durning the second blood draw he did the same thing, and told me that “Alucard is *still* hungry because all the blood you gave him went straight to his dick and now he has none (again)” which worked stupidly well.