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Note: This post is focused on press strategy and studio optics surrounding the Materialists rollout, particularly in relation to Chris Evans' current PR climate. It’s not a commentary on individual careers, popularity, or broader casting discourse or a stan war between Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans! Please keep replies on topic—derailing comments will be removed to maintain the clarity and intention of the discussion. 🩶

Hi People, I wasn’t planning to write about this at first—it just kind of unfolded in real time while I was paying attention. But the more I watched the early promo for Materialists, the more it became clear that something deliberate was happening behind the scenes. And once I noticed the pattern, I couldn’t unsee it.

This isn’t just a typical press rollout. It’s a carefully constructed narrative shift, and Pedro is at the center of it for a reason. So I wanted to take a minute to share my thoughts on what I think is really going on here—from the casting of the press tour itself to the wider implications around visibility, timing, and reputation management.

Pedro kicking off the Materialists press tour might seem casual on the surface, but it’s actually a highly strategic move—one that says more about the current industry temperature than any official announcement ever could. He’s not just a co-star; right now, Pedro is a trusted face in Hollywood.

Between The Last of Us, The Mandalorian, and his upcoming Marvel projects, he’s carved out a space as the media-safe golden boy—charming, grounded, and nearly impossible to trip up in interviews. That kind of press value isn’t just convenient, it’s critical when a studio is trying to steer attention away from a controversy-laced lead. By launching the campaign with Pedro front and center, they’re creating a high-energy, low-risk promotional environment—one that buys them time and goodwill before they reintroduce the more polarizing figures attached to the project.

It’s no secret that Chris’s public image has been shaky for a while now. The combination of PR fatigue, a divided fan base, and increasingly obvious narrative manipulation has made him a liability when it comes to early-stage promo. Studios know better than to hand someone the mic when the audience hasn’t fully forgiven—or forgotten. If anything, putting him front and center too soon would risk derailing the entire campaign. And Dakota, while beloved in her own way, isn’t the kind of press tour anchor you can rely on solo. Her offbeat interview style only really works when she has a co-star to play off of, someone who can subtly course-correct when things get too weird. Pedro does that effortlessly. He’s not just there to sell the film—he’s a stabilizer. He makes the room feel safe, the press feel fun, and the headlines stay on message.

But beyond just optics and personality dynamics, this feels like a deliberate temperature check. A soft open. Studios are watching engagement right now—gauging reactions, tracking sentiment, deciding whether or not the public is ready to see Chris again in a central role. If Pedro draws strong coverage and the project gains traction without triggering drama, then—and only then—will they consider letting Chris step into the spotlight. If it doesn’t go well? They’ll pivot. Quietly. This is the part of the strategy where nothing is said out loud, but everything is being tested.

What we’re watching is not a normal press rollout. It’s a calculated reset. A reputation recalibration happening in real time, with Pedro as both the face of the project and the buffer shielding it from deeper scrutiny. And when you look at it like that, this isn’t just about promotion—it’s about rebuilding credibility. Carefully, methodically, and without drawing too much attention to the effort itself.

The voice, the mustache, the facial expressions, the dominating presence, the arrogance, the clothes, the condescending tone, the acting…

Newsflash, people will do anything for money and image - including faking an entire baby!

The machinery is the same: PR teams, strategic leaks, curated "authenticity"—all to make money and control the narrative.

If you can be skeptical about one, you should at least question the other. It's time to grow up and see the world for what it really is!

…On his birthday too! 🤭

This reading was inspired by a perspective shared by someone who was clearly well-versed in PR strategies and the smoke and mirrors of Hollywood. Sadly, this insightful individual had to deactivate their blog due to bullying and attempts to silence their voice.

I hope they’re doing okay and know how deeply their words resonated with so many. Their perspective stuck with me, and recently, I felt called back to it, reflecting on the truth they laid bare.

It moved me enough to do a reading on the situation, and unsurprisingly, the cards echoed everything they had originally pointed out. Their insights remain powerful and relevant, shining a light on how calculated deception often comes at the expense of authenticity.

This reading offers a deeper dive into those dynamics, confirming the patterns of manipulation, control, and fear that continue to drive this narrative. The truth always has a way of rising to the surface, and it’s only a matter of time before the reckoning arrives!

The sighting happened in January—so why sit on it for weeks, only to suddenly drop it right before Valentine’s Day? That’s not organic. That’s a PR stunt with a deadline.

💀 They’re trying to get ahead of Valentine’s Day. They probably already know he won’t actually be with her, so they’re pushing the “we’re still solid!” narrative now. This way, even if they’re nowhere near each other on the 14th, the media will still be running with the “look at them!” storyline.

💰 They don’t have the budget for a Valentine’s stunt. Pap walks, staged dinners, and “spontaneous” romantic gestures all cost money—travel, setup, agency fees. If they could afford a fresh shoot, they’d do one. Instead, they’re serving leftovers from January and hoping no one notices.

🚨 Panic mode is activated. Their last PR attempt flopped, so now they’re scrambling to reinforce the marriage angle before Valentine’s. It’s giving rushed team meeting at 2 AM.

📉 They knew this pic would flop on actual Valentine’s Day. Dropping it on the 14th means competing with real celebrity couples sharing genuine moments. Releasing it early lets them dominate the conversation without any real love stories overshadowing them.

This is a Total Flop Because:

1. It’s an old sighting, so it has no impact. 2. It looks staged and forced, not romantic. 3. If they were confident, they’d wait until Valentine’s—but they’re scared it wouldn’t land.

The Desperation Is Loud! If they had something stronger for Valentine’s, they wouldn’t need to roll out a weeks-old receipt like it’s breaking news. If they were actually spending the day together, they wouldn’t need the media to sell it for them.

This PR relationship is hanging on by a thread, and at this point, the strings are showing. 🤣🔥

PR Clean-Up Mode: Activated. 🚨

CE and Jinx coming out with a philanthropy-focused video, talking about serious, real-world issues (California wildfires, the lasting damage, climate change, etc.) is the perfect distraction move—shifting the public convo away from the mess and back to the responsible, socially-conscious celeb image.

💡 Key Takeaways:

No PR Ring Shenanigans – This is a strategic choice. Straight forward contact with the camera. No hand-waving, ring-flinging mess. They could’ve easily leaned into the showmance stuff, but instead, they made it about the cause—which tells me they want to move past the old narrative.

A Smart Play – This gives him a purpose-driven portfolio piece—something Elijah has been saying he needs to build credibility again, be authentic and reconnect with his fans. This is a pivot back into the “green” lane and focusing on work!

The bigger picture? This could also be laying groundwork for a bigger SDCC 2025 presence. 👀 Remember The Star card? Public rebranding. The Eight of Pentacles? Hard work behind the scenes. We might be seeing the first steps of a bigger PR overhaul.

I just know you bitter pr heaux will be seething, since according to you he's done.. 🙄 Good Job Chris😉... and you too team (for once)🥴 Will we be getting an Elijah Chris article soon?🤭